Hehe Jane was a hipster avant la lettre.

Jane would be awesome older. I like that phrase, it'll be the name of me new coffee shop.

Will you be there judging everyone who enters and asks for a cup of coffee?

Yes. There will be a menu with some variety. But only espresso will be served. And I'll have a curly mustache.

ahahaha.
will there be something to eat?

Cheese and chocolate? From tiny villages. Probably should have some required reading before you choose so that you make an educated choice and can fully appreciate where it came from. Plus a quiz to make sure you have all your facts right when you regurgitate the information back to all your friends.

Cheese and coffee are actually really good together.

Good point on the quiz. Can't have people saying things wrong then 'oh I learned in that cafe...'

With your language skills, you can be the cryptographer for coming up with the wifi password. Make it really challenging and only clues are given to those who want to use it.

No puns for wifi?
Or you're thinking about a puzzle?

A puzzle they have to solve. But it can be a pun, too.

A punzzle! How tricky. They'll consume a ton of cheese and coffee trying to solve it.

Great idea! You can be a business partner. And wear a twirly mustache if you want.

Only if it's a rainbow twirly mustache!

Of course. You can have a rainbow apron, too.

Hey an apron doesn't look mean...

The ones that became trendy with baristas have leather straps and are a bit rugged looking.

You can have the rest of my eggs (627). I just need to make sure it's you in the market place.