granted but he is not your genie and doesn't grant you anything. He is also very rude.

I wish for candy corn incense.

Granted but it happens every time you sleep, so you never remember any of them.

I wish for more free actives.

...Free actives? ... Granted but you have become deaf, blind and mute.

I wish for humility.

You change into a fox just in time for a fox hunt.

I wish for a pool filled with mountain dew.

Granted, but you get attacked by bees when you try to swim in it.

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted, but it is prank chocolate and makes your teeth green....

I wish I was not a girl. >:V

granted but now you are of a mixed gender and cannot answer the gender portion of tests applications and surveys


i wish these game lurkers would post in other threads

Granted but they turn the other threads into game threads!

I wish for a new episode of Adventure time!

granted but it is going in a new direction and now has a solid well thought out plot and definite forward-going direction that does not deviate


i wish i had pink bubblegum

granted but it is flavorless.

I wish for chocolate cupcakes

Granted but now you can not grant mine.

I wish to know how to make all of the 3d bead animals

Granted, but you don't have the materials.

I wish I was feeling better.

Granted but you also don't know who you are.

I wish I was in college.

Granted, but they keep you up every night and day doing various activities that slowly drain all of your energy causing you to become lazy yourself.

I wish math was easy for me.

....
Granted, however they spam the page quoting on the same page(?)

I wish the battery on my iPod lasted better.

Granted, but you crack the screen.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

Granted, instead there will be a 100 question quiz each hour of class you have.

I wish for my textbooks to float magically beside me to class.

Very well, wish granted. But you are now confined to a wheelchair, so carrying things on your lap would actually be more convenient.

I wish that it was Decemeber

Granted, but now they have replaced December on the calendar for Decemeber, so now there's no more Christmas/Holyday/whatever.

I wish I had a job right now, I'd be less bored all day.

Wish granted but its cleaning septic tanks.

I wish I had a Wii U.

Granted, but you don't have any cable to hook it up to the TV.

I wish I knew how many licks it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, so everyone would stop with that. (I don't even know what the hell is a tootsie pop <.<)

Granted, but your licked so much that the lollypop cracked a bit cutting part of your tongue off. Making it so you can never lick a lollypop again.

I wish I was Slenderman! :D

Granted, but no one would talk to you again and you would be stuck in the forest.

I wish I did not know the inevitable sad part in my book existed

Granted, but then there is always someone who is better.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

Granted, but midway through you lack oxygen and dies.

I wish my shoes would last longer without being scrap ._.

Granted, but you get an infection that causes you to lose your limbs from the shoes.

I wish I could live for a century without aging a bit or losing my loved ones and having anything terrible happen to them

Granted, but then you realise you're having a dream, and wake up and you're still gonna age.

I wish I had a can of coke.

Granted, but you cannot get the came open no matter what you do

I wish I had the ingredients I need to make what I am craving

Granted but they are all bad.

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, but all the stores shut down so you can't buy anything with the money.

I wish I did not have to do school work today

Granted, but your principle thought you were a snot nose kid and expelled you.

I wish people who called me 10 minutes ago will answer the phone calls I make back!

Granted, but your phone malfunctions and they can unfortunately not hear you.

I wish that people would Roleplay with me a little more often ;]

Granted, but they are not very good partners.

I wish I knew if Vegan is the same person I know on a different site. >o>

Granted but you may never speak to them again.

Wishes she had a wish to corrupt.