Nope. I have wishes to head to both Germany and Japan, proving the irony that a lot of american people want to head to the countries that they had world wars with. . .

Look at my mustache
Do you think it tickles women when I kiss them?

Perhaps~
I want to go to Japan, Italy, and Germany so badly.

Ever gone skinny-dipping?

Nope XD Unless you count taking a bath.

What's something I probably wouldn't know about you?

I have just one freckle on my lip. . .

Wanna go skinny dippin' with me? XD

Click this for solution.
Nevermind you edited.
sure.

Favorite horror movie?
(I has too many to count~)

Sorry for the edit ^^; My favorite horror movie has to be TWILIGHT Rob Zombie's Halloween 2, it's just graphic in the killings, and I'm all about visuals, so yeah. . .

Favorite childhood cartoon?

snorks even though i can't remember anything about it other than the main char's looks XD

most obscure site you are on

That I'm on right now? Youtube. XD
That I've been on. Youshouldnthavedonethat.net. . . It's not up anymore.

I licked your cheek. . . what are you gonna do about it?

You shouldnt have done that...
I am actually planning to buy Majoras Mask~
And I would wipe it off and back on you? xD

Favorite cartoon character?

Either Courage the Cowardly Dog or Freaky Fred from the same show.

Something of sentimental value that isn't really worth anything that you own?

Either Rootbeer or Dr Pepper @~@

Favorite eye color? Doesnt have to be natural.

Some Taiwanese horror movie I stumbled upon on Youtube.

Favorite hair color? Doesnt have to be natural~

Silver.

What's the coolest way to die in your opinion?

too much ninja.
My cat.

Whats your favorite type of food. xD

I suppose the most would be the girl I love. ^^
Ninja'd. . . American.
If you were a pokemon, which one would you be and why?

I would PIKACHU because, I dunno, he is cute xD

If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?
Mine would be Megan Fox.

Probably Zooey Deschanel

How come I forget to ask a question?

An emulator for every single game console ever made xD

If you could do anything right now, what?

Women. . .>.>

If Timmy has 2 apples and Johnny has 4 apples, why don't they both just shut up and eat?

Your pretty?

That word doesn't fit right, am I allowed to say Pacho-shi is "Damn sexaaaaay~"?

I like it... when... the red water... comes out, so no.

Weirdest boner ever how and why?

Umm. Can't remember the weirdest. But this is definitely on the list:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYrNG43Tpog (NOT DIRTY, DON'T WORRY)

Do you dance/sing along to music when no one's around?

Totally. Only dance when there's Jumpstyle or Melbourne Shuffle, and sing when it's something I absolutely love.

What is the earliest known song you remember listening to?

Manau - La Tribu de Dana I think. (That's like the only song I listened when I was younger, so I guess that counts?)

Are you a masochist if you wish to be a pinata?

If you are a pinata that wishes to be beaten, yes.

I poked you in da boob. . . whut are you gonna do about it?

Probably :D Ninja.
Absolutely nothing? xD
Maybe get Craig to beat your ass. xD

What do you think about lesbians.~

Vader would probably still kill me. XD
They are neat. . . I watch them all from underneath their beds. The things they do. . . *watches you OwO*

Biggest rush you ever had?

Tell us the story of your first time.
Virgin?
Tell us the story of your first kiss.

I went to my girlfriend's house, and I banged her. . . The end.

Have you met someone with 2 different coloured eyes?

No~

Ever punched someone?

Yes, my little brother. I also tossed him over my shoulder judo style.

First gay thought?

X'D "batman and robin are a thing" (not the exact thought but this was years and years ago XD i also though batman and joker, i didn't even /know/ what gay was at that point


weirdest question you have gotten in this thread

I have not posted here before, so none. xD

What is your favorite dessert?

"Weirdest boner and why?" ._.
Ninja'd. Hmm, Anything chocolatey I guess X3

Anything you really love but don't usually like admitting to it?