Granted but you never wake up.

I wish I wasn't in school right now.

granted but you wont be awake for 5 days

i wish my bestfriend accept my sorry T_T

Granted but now she believes/accepts everything you say.

I wish for DADT to be repealed~

Granted but you spontaneously combust.

I wish it would rain...

Granted, but then it turns into hail the size of small dogs and crashes down on everything

I wish it would stop raining..
XD

Granted, but then there's a drought and you get attacked by and angry mob for wishing the rain away.

I wish I could make anime characters come to life.

Granted but then they kill you. DD:

I wish had cereal right now.

Granted, but someone poured milk on it before you got there and now its soggy

I wish I could do a hand stand.

Granted but like a pokemon, once you learn a technique you forget another. "1, 2 ,3, ... Poof! ANTIGONE forgot how to use STAND NORMALLY" ... Sucks for you.

I wish I had Pokemon HeartGold or SoulSilver.

Granted but then you play it and the game glitches and you lose all your progress.

I wish I could draw like superduperfast.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Granted, but then I snuck in and 'borrowed' them without permission, you will never see them again.

I wish I wasn't laughing so much

Granted but it was too late, you broke your laugh box.

I wish I didn't just make that Spongebob reference....

XD My laugh box?haha!!!

Granted, but now your forever making OTHER Spongebob references.

I wish a had another Pizza, Kira ruined all of mine yesterday

Granted but now someone ELSE ruins yours today!

I wish I had more books. o.e

Granted, but I set off the smoke alarm (Again... I did that yesterday XD ) and the fire sprinklers went off, soaking and ruining your books

I wish I had an apple

Granted, but it was the evil queens apple and puts you to sleep.

I wish people sold me a bunch of runes.