Over my dead body you did.

*hides behind chasm as to not get dirty*

oh it's on! *fire lit*
...wait a minute? aren't you judging?

All the more rreason to not try and take credit for the title I came up with. *lightning eyes*

*Uses nerf shield to block kunai* She started the attack this time!

*Flames die down* oh. I didn't realize that it was the contest name ^^' I'll change the title so as to take claim for a title cooler than KoC: Origins. >:O

The origins of the Knights:
"With a twist of his nipples and shake of his clutter-covered head, Cron, the almighty orc god of circumcisions and concussions, gave birth to the first wave of knights. These knights, in turn, would multiply by means of asexual reproduction, although it may not appear so to those who are not equipped with special 3d glasses."

Funk, the name of the event is Knights of Chaos: Origins.

*giggles at gozed* wheee! this is going to be an interesting battle

Oh my *wears 20 pairs of 3d glasses* What a show. O_O

Dont forget I make grown stud horses green with envy >w>

*giggles and starts convulsing from giggling so hard*

"Cron also makes grown stud horses green with envy...after being heavily drugged." x'D

Oh, it'll be better than studs and envious horses, Cron. This will be a story of epic proportions and complete Historical inaccuracy. A message of Freedom and the Justifications for Chaos. It will be Revolutionary, to say the least.

*Remembers it was like yesterday...Farmer joe gave him one of those horse pills you take...Wait...no..NO! I DONT WANT TO REMEMBe IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY! NOOOOoooooooooooouuuuuuuu -rocks in corner weeping-*

o_O Do you guys often overdose horses?

Cron and horse pills xD

Depends, sometimes we play house. I get to walk around with a limp and overdose myself >w>

@Gozed all the time. :D -> XD

I love how we all post in the same minute.

Cus were just cool that way. Thats how we roll! or Go. Sometimes we stumble. But more ofton Roll.

*gives birth to cookies, thanks to Chasm and Cron* Who wants some? x3

o.o ~blinks~ I don't want to know

~places her plush plush into the washing machine~

What? They're delicious! D8 *eats one of the cookies*

RAWR! *BEAST MODE*

*Eats Kami's baby cookies* Hmmm, thin mints...

..... I ish very bored. Thank you.

*gives Funky one of the cookies*

-pounces on funk and sits on his head-
So do we get extra points if we write about the throne fight?

Aw man, Chasm, we did it again! Damn those weird things we do when no ones lookings! If only we knew what we did and how we did it!

Replacement technique.
*has poggio sit on the cookie.*

Which time? xD Yall only tried to take my throne 5 times in less than a year.

I'll take a wild guess and say that you won all 5 times.

No, they just burned the dam thing, broke the damn thing, or froze it and stole it. But no one else got to have it! So yeah, kinda.

>_> *Sits in throne*

It's a battle of epic proportions, indeed.
So what do you think of this title: The Knights of Empirical Chaos

*Punches Gozed through the back of the throne into the next wall*
you, especially you, shouldn't get the throne.

*carves "Kami was here" all over Cron's throne*

HEATHEN! *activates chair spikes*

Tagteam. FTW.

D8! *zaps herself back into Airi's pocket* x.x