Granted but you have gay fans, follow you where ever you go! they can be quite annoying...

I wish for mine craft to work on my computer!

Granted but you are stuck in hard mode and can never get anything done!

I wish for my UHaul to be full of my stuff already.

Unfortunately, the UHaul was not cleaned by the previous users

I wish I could be more talented at drawing

Granted but it is at stick figure drawing.

I wish all my plans went as they were suppose to.

Granted, but then they have terrible outcomes in which you die in all of them. Causing a paradox which leads to the creation of multiple universes.


I wish that the person granting my wish can't make a wish!

Granted, but you get nothing from it and I get a kitten. XP

I wish that i had a pet dragon who canceled out the bad side effects of the wishes ;D

Granted, but the pet dragon only lives a lifespan of one minute and then it dies.

I wish I had wings and I could fly with them.

Granted but You get called in for experaments.

I wish My clothes would be clean ALL the time.

Granted, but your clothes would never be warm they would always be ice cold

I wish i had a hug right now XD

Granted, *hugs* but now you will get no more crystal hugs.

I wish i had a rainbow unicorn who shot hamburgers from his eyes and ice cream from his horn.

granted but it's evil so it never does that...
i wish that my fish tank would never be dirty!

Granted, but now the fish tank is empty.

I wish I have the courage to learn how to drive.

Granted. You become a reckless speed demon and die in a horrible car accident.

I wish I could always express myself so that others will clearly understand me.

Granted. Now you express everything you feel, regardless of how socially inappropriate, hurtful, or embarrassing it may be for you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but now you have trouble breathing on land.

I wish tomorrow's math class get cancel!!!

@Rigel: Actually, that's pretty normal for me. I am a very socially appropriate person. Sometimes, though, I am still misunderstood no matter how clear I try to be. /sigh

Granted, but if you're asleep you never made that wish, and if you never made the wish, you aren't asleep. o_O

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

Granted, but now it won't stop washing until it shed itself to pieces.

I wish I can draw better.

Granted but you will never have art supplies again

I wish i had 4 more wish and only one containing a draw back.

Granted but you wish for stupid stuff and accidently use up your draw back on the first stupid wish.

I wish for a new computer

Granted, but it's a Mac. /shot

I wish I could go sailing on a sailboat. ^^

Granted but the sailboat crashes and you go plummeting into the the ocean.

I wish the next person doesn't get a wish.

He dosen't but he was going to wish for world peace! YOU KILLED WORLD PEACE NATSU! D':

I wish there was a real scythe on here...

Granted but it is pink and 'pretty'

I wish that my fish, Paul, had a fish friend.

Granted but his fish friend is a pihrana! :O

I wish for a cookie

Granted but its made of worms and roaches.

I wish for Trisphee to give me more shards D:

granted but it's not used for anything....shards????

I wish for more runes in trisphee

Granted, but then you found out the runes were stolen and had to return them to their original owner.

I wish we had a more variety of fruits and veggies in my house.

Granted, but they are all rotten.

I wish I had all the event items :)

Granted, but then you're banned for abusing a glitch.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted. D<

granted but it's not this one. It will be some random one in the FUTURE


I wish to never get fat, even though i eat lots

Granted, but you grow super tall to stay in proportion.

I wish I didn't wish that.

Granted but you find out you actually did wanna wish that.

I wish that all trisphee members would hug me and if the wish isn't fufilled on this post i win >:D

Granted every one hugs you, they just all smell and it linguines on you for months.

Granted... *Nothing happens*

I wish for a uni-platipus-corn!

Granted. You're going to give birth in five...four...three-

I wish I could eat Reese's cups all day.

Granted, but they akl go straight to your hips and you end up smelling like peanut butter.

I wish for a genie in a bottle.