Yes. It was a dear gift to me. (Still is)
Cherokee-made longbow.

Wow that sounds badarse. x3
A real life bow. O-O -shiny eyes-

*Sneaks in, tosses oranges about*

Shh I'm scaring away the clown, tangelos mess with their equilibrium.

-Sucks in all the oranges with a vacuum-like machine to eat later- owo

YOU FOOL! THE CLOWNS WILL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!.....

-imagines they're grenade oranges from Donkey Kong 64- NOOOOOOOOOO! D=

O_o; Well in that case.
-spitting them back out with the machine like a machine gun-

Get all clowns! -trilling battle cry-

Destroy all humans!
/never played that game besides a demo XD

YOU FIEND. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? THEY"RE COMING THE CLOWNS AR E COMING NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can imagine what your nightmares are like. O-o;
-hides somewhere- XD

My nightmares are weird even my regular dreams are weird. But I hate my nightmares they're scary and never make sense more so then my regular dreams. OmO Basically if I get a nightmare I'll never sleep

My nightmares tend to be weird too. Dx
Well all my dreams tend to be weird. XD
/is weirdo

Speaking of dreams I had an interesting one where people lived their lives in a virtual world. Some hick that fancied himself a "pastor" went and created one with his wife, daught, and three sons. It was some mish-mash of christian virtues and a bunch of other cult-like crap. And I am Christian myself so I hope no one takes personal offense to the dream.

While in it however I was quite offended by this man's "teachings". It got worse as he massed more people, then everyone violently turned on me but I couldn't escape the world for some reason. Skipping over longer details I found allies in his children and a few of their friends. I don't know about the daughter but turns out all his sons were gay. Go figure xD I was bait so they could escape their father. And in order to leave I drowned myself so the server was forced to "kick" me out so I wouldn't die.

The next part of the dream took place in space, on my personal ship near a space station housing a portal. Oh and I was in the shower eating honey ham. xD

o-o' sounds like you mightve watched too much supernatural or something idk.
But.
in the shower with honey ham~
thats gunna bewilder all dreamtellers everywhere. xd

I've only seen one episode of Supernatural and I don't even remember it well. Something about a scarecrow. Anyway it probably has more to do with a personal fear in real life.

Yeaaaah lately I been hungrier than usual. So a lot of my dreams either involve eating or there is food present. Also toilets cause I have to pee and stuff.