Well, it already involves milking human women which is pretty weird when not involving babies. Unless you were thinking of...alternatives.

Maybe I was indeed being grosser than that |D
BUT ANYWAY EVENT huh

So we should do the chicken dance? *does robot* I can also do the Macarena. *does robot* And safety dance. *does robot*

You're so versatile!

I just hope we can extend the event as much as possible.

Then dance for your lives, little ones! *evil laugh*

I wonder if it's the humiliation of doing the chicken dance that appeases the beast.

Wait, if more than one user does it will it extend more than one day? Because I can dance if we make a uhhh pact of making the videos private to staff only and we find more people with no dignity at all

How about the compromise of making the video staff only, but staff will laugh their respective asses off and greet you with lewd comments for three days afterwards?

Now it becomes clear how this event came about.

You can't prove Pengore is one of my minions.

Sure, they can laugh 5ever as long as the event ends after the new year

We can send Pengore white elephant type gifts as payback.

Do it do it do it do it

It actually gave me an idea for a sweater. Would miniature cinder blocks be good? Weird at first but actually cool when you think about it. Need some for myself.

cinder blocks or a sweater with them?

Mini cinder blocks as a Pengore gift. I have a different idea for a sweater that other white elephant gifts reminded me of.

your sweater is beautiful
but why did you use my nude like that

I'm sorry for catching you on a day that you didn't shave your belly.

at least there's no navel lint showing

Er... what do you think the yarn is made out of?

Plastic, of course!

Maybe if it was for someone I didn't like and wanted them to be as uncomfortable as possible.

I actually have no sweaters because it's very hot here so I don't have many things to cover me. I wear mostly jackets and coats.

Yeah, that's how it is here. You have a couple of warmer layers to wear occasionally. But waterproof jackets are helpful.

I have all hairs if you'd like me try anything.
Also HOW do I look so comic when your avatar looks so classy
https://i.imgur.com/ndarlcO.png

Bald kind of works, but if the other hairs have something hidden that can look alien?

Do you want to leave out the faevelyn boots?
I could also give more details on anything you're trying to match.

ooooh you're a genius, Bio.
The gentleman hair looks alien comic in the right way

https://i.imgur.com/X8AGadb.png

The silvers don't seem to work with a lot of items. They can lose the shine.

Yeah, only 6 and 7 seem to be silver
the others are grey
which is sad
more sparkles!!!

Even if you use 6 on all items, they can look completely different. I hope more duochromes come out, though because a lot of them are similar despite how there seems to be a lot.

Yeah, what is up with those doll arms... never the same color.

Thank you for being my avatar partner.

Thanks for converting to borgism.

I love the thumbnail for your new avatar highlighting your face.

It's my 'feeling cute, might delete later' face.

gotta sleep now. My bff is visiting tomorrow! If he doesn't panic last minute.

And now a duplicate demonic couture jacket showed up in my invo instead of the lady bug. So there was an error.

If he does, maybe you can rent a roomba and pretend it's me keeping you company.

Ooh. Those are pretty. Where’re they from?

Pantheon. I was trying to turn her into a robot. It was for a twinning contest. Which is hard with the lack of items.

Mhh right, the one I didn’t get into.

One day I'll be a full robot

Espy: Hopefully you'll have a way to get in soon. But you're still not really missing out on much considering how slow things are.

mdom: We'll have to find you more parts. I didn't realize the top was layered over my chin until it was too late.

Admit that you wanted a smaller chin