Granted but they are all bad comments about you

I wish for some filling food...

Granted but it doesn't get digested, so you get bad tummy aches D:


I wish I can get more sleep this day.

Granted, but you went to sleep for all of eternity.

I wish for WORLD DOMINATION.

Granted but you have been assassinated by a tiny rebel faction.

I wish i had unlimited wishes.

Granted but every wish you make is the opposite that you wish of, and when you wish for the opposite your wish come true

I wish for something good on tv.

Granted, but now your TV wont' shut off and it plays over and over and over.

I wish I had a hot lady beard.

Granted but no one thinks it is hot except you.

I wish for good smelling candles

Granted, but they will never go out and you will get sick of the same scent over and over again.

I wish for better memory

Granted but now you remember everything, and can get very little sleep because all you can do is remember things.

I wish for a kitty

Granted, but is a vicious and bites often.

i wish i had a frienddddd....

Granted but it is a friendememny...

I wish had something better to eat then ramen.

Granted but it automatically makes you gain a thousand pounds.

i wish i had a real live Pikachu

Granted but it shocks you all the time, putting you in the hospital.

I wish i wasn't so fat now OwO

Granted, but now food attacks you.

I wish i could quit Skyrim. (not really)

Granted, but now you feel lost without the most epic game in the universe.

I wish there were more awesome users like you two.

Granted but now you are not loved but any of them.

I wish i could be on all the time

Granted but now you are always grouchy and sleepy.

I wish I had some candy

((Awww Illusion thinks i'm awesome?))

Granted but it is all melted and stuffs...

I wish to not have to go to the bathroom all the time!

Granted but your bladder has exploded.

i wish for socks

Granted but they have holes in them!

I wish i had a bladder OwO

Granted, but now you must pee all of the time.

I wish i had a bow and some arrows.

granted but it is all to small for you.

I wish my RAMEN was done!

Granted but you spill it and scald your chest.

He left no wish so...I just do the one before him...

Granted but its not fully cooked then you go and try cook it more then it over cooks!!!

I wish I had longer hair

Granted, but it was super curly and unmanageable.

I wish I had a perfect cosplay outfit based off my avatar IRL.

Granted but now you are forever stuck in it forever.

I wish I liked the taste of alcohol.

Granted, but now you are allergic to alcohol.

I wish I was not having to take care of my siblings

Granted, you now are older and have to take care of your aging parents.

I wish that it was August already.

Granted, it is nao October 22nd

I wish that I was free...

Granted, but as soon as you are free, an ice cream truck falls on top of you, with NO icecream.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep right now.

Granted. But nao you have to deal with large numbers of angry lobsters that are debating in french the best way to cook you and secretly serve you at a fancy chinese restraunt that is in Paris, France.


I wish for a second wish.

Granted. You can have a second wish. And a third wish! And all the wishes you like! Doesn't mean they're gonna get granted, though.

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.

Granted. You wish is uncorrupted by not being granted in the first place.

I wish I could become one of the Doctor's Companions.

Granted, but you end up dying before the Doctor gets attached to you.

I wish the temperature outside would go down a little bit.

Granted, but it will be extremely cold with lots of snow and ice.

I wish I could change into a wolf.

Granted. But then you get shot by a bad cop who is high on LSD.

I wish for the power to reverse the flow of time a total of thirteen point three five seconds allowing me to reverse any one mistake that I make, allowing me to live the perfect life by making every mistake and then avoiding them.

granted, but, it changes the ripple of time to before you make your wish.

I wish I could fly with angelic wings above in the sky.

Granted. Then you get hit by a plane.

I wish for tasty fish

Granted, but the fish jumped into the toliet flushing itself. AND YOU NEVER SEEN THE FISH AGAIN.

I wish I wasn't stuck in Narnia! D=

Granted, you are now permanently stuck transporting space to space every 15 seconds, making survival extremely difficult.

I wish I was Bruce Wayne.