He'd plug his USB drive into me, shocking me to death as he saved my soul onto it.

A travelling exorcist mistakes my beastly appearance and sad eyes as a man cursed instead of just a sad creature native to these wintry lands. She attempts to "cure" me by purifying the "taint" in me. doesn't go over well since it is only me and so I fall over dead. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON. D=<

(not really to you Nightmare. You're awesomer than applesauce)

He's far too nice to do anything - what actually happened was that he beat me out for a job, and went so far as to add me on Facebook and wish me luck in the future. However, I was already at the end of my rope, took the defeat badly, and ended up drinking my way to death two years later. Sore-loserness claims another victim.

@Nightmare: that was a good one.

She'd cast some sort of binding spell then stab me with her dagger, finally showing me her eyes and as I die, the last things I see are the horrors of the world...

(Noes, cruel. ;.; )

She'd figure out Espy's element (fire, as if that wasn't obvious) and kill her by pulling her to the bottom of the ocean, where she died from both the lack of oxygen and the pressure.

Epsy would kill me with a powerful earth-shaking kamehame move and obliterate me.

(Ouch.)

Seduce me into a vulnerable state, and then either a) strangle me b) drug me or c) utilize a household item, like a pair of scissors or some other creative method.

He'd just beat me to death with his killer USB-Stick. :(

She would be District Administrator in charge of section in a future dystopia, and sign my death warrant for jaywalking. (So mean!)

She'll fling her ax at me. When that misses, she'll resort on breaking me mentally with her mindpowers and render me a vegetable. o u o

Run me over in her car.

Impale his axe into my head.

Rip me apart like a good demon would.

Hit me over the head with the USB sword/club O.o;

Smother me in her cloak.

stab me in the eye sockets with the blades