Granted, but it's poisoned and you get very very sick.

I wish my history class was more interesting. . _.

Granted, but to do so it brought you back in history right into the middle of the civil war.... Run for your life!

I wish it was January already.

Granted, but it would be negative 12 every day and 3 feet of snow.

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted, But Charmander doesn't like your griffin plushies so he caught them on fire.

I Kira would come back so I can poke him.

granted but i poked you 1st =3 and your glass picnic set
i wish i wasn't sick

Granted, but then you're on medicine foreverrrrrr.

I wish I had more tea.

Granted, but then I drank it Cause I love tea ^^

I wish I had another pizza.

Granted but then I ate it cause I love pizza.

I wish it was warmer.

granted but now it's too hot
i wish i had ANOTHER licence(that doesn't get eaten!! or have my face turn invisible!!)

Granted but then I ate it because I love licenses. (o.O) I had to follow the trend.

I wish I had a sane dog that wouldn't eat stuffed animals

granted but now he eats real ones
i wish i had my puppy back =3 (see posts from earlier today)

Granted, but now your dog has to fill the gap in his life from eating the stuffed animals and now converts himself into a sock eater


Granted , But then I run away because I don't want to be a puppy anymore


I wish I had a pie.

HE EATS SOCKS TOO!!! D:

Granted but it's filled with dirt.

I wish I had something to do...

*Throws dirt filled pie at Kira*

Granted, But... Well what that something is is not suitable for young viewers so you were locked away in a closet to live the rest of your life.
O.o

I wish I knew why the cat was playing with my shoe.

o.0 -has dirt all over face-
granted but it's not something you wanna know
i wish people would find something else to do to my none existent license other then have it eaten

Granted, so I sit on it.

I wish I could stop listening to this song, its addicting.