Granted but you hate the person that does.

I wish for some sleep

Granted, but you'll never wake up again!

I wish for health.

Granted but everything else sucks!

I wish for no pain!

Granted, but now you cannot feel anything at all.

I wish I could breathe in space!

Granted, But you are being pulled into the sun.

I wish for some good luck.

Granted but the person you love most has a horrible rash of bad luck at the same time.

I wish I got paid more at work.

Granted but now you have no time to spend it!

I wish for a happy place

granted, but it's only 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch.

I wish for a fun distraction.

Granted but it's so fun and addictive you never do anything else, even eat/sleep.

I wish to have a tasty snack.

Granted, but you only have one and wish you have more.

I wish for some warmth.

Granted but you are now in the middle of the sun

I wish my boss would hurry up and get back.

granted but now they never leave you alone!

I wish for yummy food

Granted, you gain 30 lbs.

I wish for every item on Trisphee D8

Granted but you lose internet.

I wish for a swimming pool

granted but the water is dirty

I wish for a new wallet

Granted but anything put into it is dropped in another dimension when you close the wallet.

I wish to have more time to play games.

Granted, but now you're 5 years old again...

I wish I didn't have Homework!

GRanted but now you don't know the materiel and fail the quizes

I wish for me not eating as much as i did...

Granted, but you will now die of starvation.

I wish for an Icee!

Granted, but it melts right away....


I wish for my hair to be easily brushed

Granted, but it's a wig...

I wish to finish my quest soon...

Granted but you don't have a soul any more

I wish for me to get skinnier while eating what i like

Granted but the person you love gain al your weight.

I wish my hands wouldn't hurt from playing the keyboard D;

Granted but now your feet hurt..

I wish my fish tank would stay clean

Granted, your fish tank is clean now because there aren't any fishes in there anymore.

I wish I could fluently speak japanese.

Graned, but no other languages and you live in America!

I wish for all of the studio Ghibli movies

Granted but all of the movies are voiced in latin, and can't be changed.

I wish the next person could not ruin anymore of my wishes.

Granted but everyone else in the world makes your wish into what ever they want.

I wish for cold food!

Granted, but all of the cold food is spoiled because it was left out.

I wish for a kitty cat.

granted......>>

I wish for more calories for me to eat every day

You forgot to corrupt my wish.

Granted your calorie intake wont alter your weight, but you're already 500 lbs.

I wish for a person that lets me lay on my back.

Granted, but eeyore gets in the way. xD;;

I wish for more chicken!

Granted, but you got more of me !

I wish I could behave normal like normal people do.

Granted, but people start to act weird

I wish I were able to fly

granted but you are now a bird.

I wish my hamster let me hold it, and pet it.

Granted, but now he's 10000 pounds and is crushing your hands.

I wish for a fur coat that looks dead sexy on me.

Granted but everyone hates you because it is made up of kittens

I wish for an anime to watch

Granted, but it's so bad you can't stop watching it.

I wish I could buy a Samurai...

Granted, but the price was your soul and now you are forever a slave to the owner. Oh and he took his Samurai back because slaves don't deserve nice valuables.

I wish for a pair of super sexy pants.

Granted, but they don't fit...

I wish people would post more...