Granted but you can no longer speak, only read..

I wish for a bottom feeder fish

Granted, but your other fish ate it.

I wish I could speed type correctly on my phone.

granted but you are stranded on a deserted island with nothing to spend it on.

I wish i had a cold glass of water.

Granted but it is sea water so you always feel thirsty

I wish that i had a cord for my VCR to hook up to my TV

Granted, but it eats all of your VHS tapes.

I wish to do well on my interview tomorrow.

Granted, but your new sex slave thinks your horrible at it and decides to break his or her bond to you and follows that up by killing you.

I wish for...umm...I actually dunno what I want to wish for. D:

Granted you now know what you want to wish for, but you used your wish up, so you can not wish for it.

I wish for a clean fish tank ..>>

Granted; however the wrong kind of water was used and kills all the fishies.


I wish I had an everlasting candle that smelled like champagne

Granted, however, you have to keep buying champagne for it to burn

I wish my room could clean itself.

granted but the broom comes to life and tries to clean you as well... it will never leave you alone!

I wish for chocolate

Granted, however, everything you touch turns to chocolate and electronics just can't run on chocolate

I wish I could talk with cats

Granted but you become one... never to live a good life as a human

i wish that my fish was a person

Granted, but it can't speak english, it only speaks Hindu.

I wish I had some cupcakes right about now...

Grated but they're pointy fountain pens and they fall from the sky by the thousands pointing straight down! Hopefully you survive this....

Franco survived! .. unfortunately, he's now has no legs, and you have to carry him around ... FOREVER! DUN DUN DUN!


I wish someone was awake to talk to. =/

Found it but now you have lost your computer with in the mess...

I wish for a kitten!

Granted! But all of it's fur is now pointy and sticks your hand when you pet it...

I wish I didn't have to pack up all this stuff by myself!

Granted, a random guys helps you, but now he became your stalker! and is scary!

I wish for a sandwhich

Granted! But it's too big for you to pick up and eat o.o (wow that would suck)

I wish for the heat to go away T.T

Granted, but now it is too cold and you can't seem to get warm.

I wish for foods that have no calories

Granted, but it is too foul-tasting to actually eat.

I wish I knew how to play an instrument!

Granted, but you forget how to do everything else

I wish for more food... why am i soo hungry sometimes... TToTT

granted, but it's the food that you never liked.

I wish for more sleep!

granted your baby brother wont let you.

I wish to snuggle with someone.

granted but the someone doesn't cuddle back.

I wish more food!

granted it gets eaten by a passing person.

I wish for a kitty cat to love and pet.

granted but it is a wild cat and it never is around.

I wish for a better laptop

granted but it has password in every folder

I wish for chicken!

Granted, but it is still alive when you get it

I wish for me to know where i want to be in life

granted but the place you want to be was not what you expect.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

granted but, you'll stink


i wish it's my day off tomorrow...

granted but it is your last....

I wish for my videos to work

Granted, but now they work against you towards World Domination!
I wish for Tasty Fish!

Granted, but it is not for you... forced to watch some one eat your tasty fish

I wish for money

granted but you have to give it all away.

I wish for someone to love me.