A spork is a spork, I can still spork people with it! hehe

Granted, But in all the haste it gets under cooked.

I wish I didn't just burn my tongue on hot tea...
*Sniff*

granted but you still burned it on something else
i wish i could turn invisible >>Like this =D<<

Granted, but I can still see you

I wish I could steal your pants.

granted but they're invisible so you don't know if they're your or mine
i my puppy was a wolf =D

*Steals pants and wears them on my head*

Granted, but he ran away to live with another pack of wolves

I wish I was a puppy!

Granted but i didn't know it was you and you replaced my puppy that ran away
i wish school wasn't so stressful

Granted, But then everything else is stressful

I wish the cat would stop attacking my foot

granted but it starts attacking your glass picnic set
i wish some of the stuffed animals in my room came to life

Granted, but the cat started to attack them when they tried to ignore you and play with the glass picnic set.

I wish I knew how to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

>.> you just did

Granted, but now make a wish XD

I wish that these invisible pants on my head were rainbow colored !

granted but only i see them as such >=3
i wish i had candy =D

Granted, but it was expired and gave you a stomach ache

I wish I had some caramel.
*Runs around looking for some*

granted -plays caramell dansen- =3
i wish there was something better on TV

XD

Granted, But its porn, you get caught by your parents, and they never treat you the same afterwards.

I wish I could get my butt off this chair and make a grilled cheese sandwich


(on that note I will return in like 10 minutes with one ^^)

Granted but you took FOREVER X3
i wish i had your sandwich >=3