*Cackle* that is exactly who I was thinking of.

Jazzdolly: Maaaaan! That thing makes me look like I'm peein'!

You could also double as a water balloon.

I just imagined him giving you such a funny look.

lol he could climb up as high as he could get while soaking wet, and Death from Above on someone, thus, water balloon.

JAZZ, GET OUT OF THAT WASHING MACHINE!

*cackles and runs off*

We're going to convince Void we're totally out to lunch.

...

Luuuuunch!

honks softly in the distance, menacingly

*shrugs and eats peanut butter from their massive jar of the stuff*

Oh that reminds me. Lynn got married.

stares at the peanut butter

does that not get stuck to the roof of ur maw

Not really, tbph.

how the heck does that not get stuck to the roof of your mouth

*shrug* I honestly don't know.

Den's magic, obviously. We all have our RL super powers. Mine's being invisible.