Granted, but it kicks in too much.

I wish exam week was over already.

Granted but you take all zeros on the exams~

I wish my room was completely clean

Granted, but you have no things.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

Granted but it's because you lose a finger~

I wish for me to not be tired

Granted, but now you're hungry all the time.

I wish my characters were real.

Granted but now your the fiction oc for them!

I wish life was easy...

Granted.. But..
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I wish I could pull off that wish again.

Granted, but it is sick, so it dies within a week

I wish my eight page story was done

granted but it's like Cinderella, not the happy version...>>

I wish my teacher would stop talking >W<

Granted, but now no one can ever speak around/to you again.

I wish I could go back in time a week or two ...

Granted, but you mess up the past and now you have no foot.

I wish I replied to all of my role plays~

Granted, but all the posts said "KICK ME"

I wish I could be a pony from My Little Pony friendship is magic!

(didn't put a wish)

I wish I could change my sex at will.

Granted but it's of a different species....

I wish i went to the bathroom

Granted, but you'll be stuck in there forever.

I wish I had a pet goldfish made out of bacon o 3o

Granted but your fish needs grease to live in

I wish for a neon purple fish that cleaned my tank!

Granted, but it cleans by throwing it out of the tank...

I wish something was on TV...

Granted, but it's 11:59 PM on next Saturday...

I wish I could have a few pink commons...

Granted but that is all that is left in your inventory.

I wish i could work out today

Granted, but you hate it profusely...

I wish I could fall asleep earlier...

Granted but you only get two more...

I wish for my hair to be dry

Granted but you are now terrified of it

I wish for money trees

Granted, but it grew monopoly money.

I wish I had fenris's pixel skills.

*not a bad deal*

Granted but you don't know how to do anyhting else.

I wish i had monopoly games.

Granted, but that's all you ever play...

I wish my computer would stop being derpy and work properly...

Granted, but your computer screen grows too small to see anymore

I wish for yummy food!

Granted, but it made you so fat that you have your own gravitational pull!

I wish for nothing.

Granted you get Nothing, but you lose everything!

I wish I wasn't sun burnt.

granted but it turned into a really dark tan...

i wish for FOOd

All of the food is now spoild.

I wish I didn't have to go to work!

granted but you lose your job

i wish for me to lose the weight i want to lose!

You've been fired! o3o you never have to go to work again!

I wish kiwi were here ;-;

granted, but it is just a fruit.

i wish for a cookie