Granted, but now it hurts your gut.

I wish this picnic wasn't plastic.

granted but now it's glass
i wish i was a dragon

Oooo Thats kinda cool! I could make a little display with them! XD

Granted but instead of breathing fire, you fart fire, burning everything down and the villagers chase you trying to get revenge

I wish I had some white pants.

granted they're invisible to everyone but you >=3
i wish i had more anime plush dolls

hahahaa!!!!

Granted, but they come to life and smother you in your sleep

I wish all my clothes were invisible!

smother wif love or to death?! o.0
granted but only the penguin and the puppy see them as invisible
i wish i knew what to make for dinner

XD both??

Granted, but you burnt it, so I made some Chicken Cordon Blu instead^^

I wish I had some chicken to make Chicken Cordon Blu for dinner tonight.

Granted but it's still alive 0.o
i wish i had some cough medicine

*Crys* I wont use the chicken now!

Granted, But your allergic to it.

oh dears =O

Oops I didn't type my wish XD

I wish I could find my glasses

Granted but the penguin ate them
i wish i could swim

Granted, but you learned because I pushed you into the middle of the ocean

I wish I could skip backwards.

=O
granted but after a while you can't go forward
i wish i knew if anyone was watching us go back and forth XD

Granted, but everyone who was watching died of laughter and confusion

I wish I my magical spork to poke people with.

Spork!!
granted but it's magic swears off after a while
i wish my lunch would get done faster