*Plays back security tape footage of Darky blowing it up*

No~ He should have to he blew it up.

CAUGHT IN THE ACT
new bathtub, now.

*Calls pizza hut because I want some pizza*

oh, you're naaaaaaasty

What why?
It's the cheapest place in town.

nasty AND cheap
hok
(no i'm only joking;D )

(lol :3)
BUT I'M POORRRR~
i have to be cheap and make due with what i cna get
*Goes to Kroger instead*

oh sweet mary

LOl

Since I'm at kroger now who wants some groceries.

I'm trying to get him to confess, give me a minute

*Is on cellphone talking loudly in the store.*

shut yer gob and by me my new bath tub >:|

ESCOOS ME KIN U PLZ STAWP TAWKIN SO LOUD ON YER CELLULAR DEVICE PL0X KTHXBAI

Wait, what is Dark accusing me of?

Blowing up a bath tub

*hangs up phone*

Why would I blow up a bath tub?