It's a multi-functional butt. He has all the gimmicks up there.

Whad'ya want? A flame thrower? BAM! You got it!

You want a pogo stick? BAM! You got it!

You want a chocolate milkshake? BAM! You got it!

Alpha's butt is so handy.

o_o No offense, but I want nothing that comes out someone's butt.

*laughs rolling around on the floor* Wow...

...I'm going to regret pointing this out...
But I REALLY Don't want any chocolate coming from a butt

I think it would be disturbing.

I, for one, thinks that he would make an excellent icecream shop *nods* uwu

*places a single Marshmallow on Kamikaze's head*
*places a duckling on Lio's Head*
*places a Tangello on Tiva's head*
*places a stick of TNT on Alpha's Head*

*tries to reach the marshmallow with her tongue* ;d

o_O A duckling? .-. They make messes.

What is a tangello? *is puzzled and pokes at it*

I think it's a sort of fruit, like oranges and such?

It's a hybrid fruit from my understanding.

Why do I get a stick of TNT?

Cause it was all I had left in my pocket.

Why did you have TNT in your pocket Luna? *goes to look in Luna's pockets while munching on the fruit*

I collect random objects...

*places Pirate Hat on the Duckling's Head on Lio's head*