petition to add long nails in all colors in the body shop
double the price of nails

They won't be able to sign any more petitions if you succeed.

petition to teach the children to tap the phone with their toes

What if they have those really long toenails too?

petition to teach them to cut them gross ass long toenails

Maybe they just want an extra dose of fabulousnous? Maybe they can also do this:

UGH YOUR MIND

then just change the color of the dolls' nails

Yeah, otherwise it's too low-key. It's a missed opportunity. There's a tutorial if you're interested.

For your toes:

the back of the feet
who walks out like that
because it's too tame to be fantasy nail art

People who aren't afraid to flaunt such talent.

I feel it's what you'd ask in the Claws salon
it's in Texas, right

I think Florida because of the flashy stereotype.

Ah I remembered it was somewhere in the south xD

the second season ended so recently. how could I forget

There are a wide variety of southerners.

It's so absurd that your mind probably would rather forget.

I remember only Deena's suits. If I had a body like that, I wonder if I'd dress the same.
But like, rainbow

The styling on the show is actually really good even though they are intended to be trashy. The sequined body suit she tried on for the wedding was much better than her actual wedding dress. I liked some of Zlata's outfits.

I agree! She should wear when marrying... someone who's not the white drug dealer.

Zlata was very high fashion.

Apparently he was only supposed to be in the first episode but I guess they liked the actor and wrote him back in.

But who would be the type who is accepting of her business practices?

But also an element of street. Inspiring.

Uhn snother drug dealer xD maybe one who hasn't tried to kill her already

That list is getting shorter. I still don't understand the storyline with the dancing teacher. Even in the bizarro world context.

What dancing teacher? About having a guys club? xD

The Jewish one that wound up being a stalker out of nowhere. They were probably trying to make the blonde lady more interesting because everyone else outshines her.

I thought he just... enjoyed the dance, rather than being a teacher xD

yeah they had to justify him dying by the hand of the husband, I guess, so instead of portraying him as the sensible option for a woman feeling alone, they went full psycho. Surely there could have been no compromise.

It seems there are a lot of directions they could have gone, for a lot of it. Maybe they forget to ask why when they write a lot of things.

as long as Dean is happy...
and Polly is there

But with the cliffhanger we'll have to wait and see if Dean will still be happy. I'm hoping Desna will up her wardrobe game even more.

they wouldn't kill a main character... would they <.<

Ah, now that she's the boss she's gotta dress even better.

I doubt it, but they could introduce vampires and it wouldn't be too surprising.

The father rescued a test computer from being thrown out, so I now have a younger dinosaur to use.

Hehehe they are getting crazier, but it's nothing fantastical so far... so far.

Woohoo! Can you play uh... fortnite and cool youth games now?

Yeah, but only so I can start telling them about the games back in my day when we had to install them one floppy at a time with MS-DOS and they're spoiled and need to stay off my freshly grown simulated lawn.

You're gonna be the new grandma that plays skyrim

Only to add more people to forward cat and RuPaul memes to.

I'm sure the venn diagram of that will yield many results

If not many now, the next generation will.

too bad we won't be alive for the next generation
since we're so old

I guess that depends if we get a chance to upload our brains in time.

Mine won't take long

Neither would mine, but that may be false because my hatred of things my take up some time.

Hehe a complex personality
full of things to be hated

Queue video montage of my thoughts with "O Fortuna" playing.