I'd rather fail AP tests that aren't relevant to my line of work/study.

Then you'd be a klutz >.>

I wish I didn't have three weeks' worth of homework to catch up on. /shot

Granted, but you failed each one of your assignments.

I wish I had a new bracelet.

Granted; but you have an allergic reaction and your skin turns green.

I wish I had a coconut to stare at it.

granted but it belongs to a parinoid bear who has begun staring at you funny

i wish gas was under four bucks

Granted but everything else is over 20.

I wish Pokemon were real.

granted but you are highly allergic and it is time to go cut the grass

i wish i was taller

Granted; you can't find clothes long enough for you.

I wish that I had more clothes pins.

granted but now the water has gone out and will be off all week

i wish i could draw on my laptop

Granted, but then you'd need to get a new screen


I wish I wasn't tired

Wanted but now you stay up for 3 weeks straight and die of lack of sleep

I wish it wasn't Sunday.

Granted, but now there are only Mondays.

I wish my avi would magically transform.

Granted, but now its ugly.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but its piss flavored.
Wish I didn't have to wright a paper tonight.

Granted; but you are now Sleeping Beauty, unable to awaken.

I wish my phone wasn't a derp.

Granted but now it's smarter than you...

I wish Spring break was over...

It is, but tomorrow it lasts forever.

I wish for 1,000,000 aurum. :D

Granted but it is hacked and all gets taken back

I wish spring break would last another week.

Granted, but the power goes out for that week and you find yourself snowed in.

I wish I could go sleep.

Granted, but you wake up 2 seconds later.

I wish I burp where I fart, and fart where I burp.

eww... >.> interesting. Granted, but you now also have to eat through your anus and .... defecate? XD through your mouth. D; so gross.

I wish i didn't have that visual stuck in my head now. x.o;

Granted, but now you see it everywhere.

I wish Illusion wasn't driving me up the wall.

Granted, but now I'm driving you across the floor.

I wish my farts smelled like fresh strawberrys with a hint of mint.

Granted, but now all you can stand eating is Strawberries and mint.

I wish I could get rid of my allergies

Granted, but a week later, you lose your voice.

I wish I could get a wish to corrupt.

(( Whoops, sorry. XD ))

Granted, but the corruption backfires and smacks chu.

I wish I wish I had better memory

granted, but then you can't tell which happened first.


I wish I was in a colder place now.

Granted, but now the weather is bipolar.

I wish I could stalk Lauv all day

Granted but you become blind.

I wish for a farm with lots of animals on it.

Granted, but they all turn into 1940 cartoon farm animals and dance away into the smiling sun.

I wish a week will pass already.

Granted, but it's Friday so you only skip a day to Sunday.

I wish for a big Sandwich.

Granted, but a big sandwich falls down from the sky, crushing you.

I wish I had a better phone.

Granted, but it gives you Cancer

I wish for a smaller sandwhich

Granted but it's too small to satisfy your hunger pangs.

I wish for tons of gold.

Granted, but it's fools gold.

I wish my quest was caught up on here.

Granted but it is of things you do not wish to have~

I wish for the diet to kick in..>>