*rolls in like the french clown he is*

OMG! *hides condiments and cookies... *

just dont' get the condiments ON the cookies! I mean, I love mustard, but it's not as tasty on the oatmeal raisin cookies as it could be...

It really should be though.

now if you want to spill chocolate glaze or whipped cream, or better yet 'mallo creme...those would do well on the cookies.

Sounds good to me. xD

starting to sound a bit too premeditated...but, should this accidentally happen it'll be well anticipated.

Ooops! Spilled this here... Whatever will I do?

hmm, note to self, must clean floor of menagerie so spilled things can survive the 'three second rule'...

xD Still good!

just blow it off and nom with no one looking >.>..<.<...

No one saw!

::brings in the remainder of a bag of chocolate oreos to spread about::
is delicious, but I'll keep eatin' them until I explode!

I'm on a diet >.>

yeah, I have a big poofy dress to be in on new years...stupid things are mocking me

Funny thing, I only need to lose a couple inches to fit into my old pair of jeans, so it's really not much of a change. All I really need to do is increase my activity level and I'll be golden. xD