Granted but then the onions magically mutate and kill you in your sleep for eating their cousin. >:(

I wish I had medicine....

HAHAH! Killer onions!!

Granted, but you are given the wrong kind of medicine for what you need and you have hallucinations of me haunting you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Pie... That I can throw at Kira. XD

granted but i ate it before you threw it at me >=3
i wish i had a new license

Granted, But I stuffed it in the pie you just ate

I wish I could pet a penguin.

=O
granted but it like me better
i wish for a puppy

Granted, but it likes to pee on your shoes.
And eat your pizzas

I wish I had Kira's Puppy.
XD

granted but it pee's on your shoes too
i wish we were friends sooner XD

Granted but Kira's puppy has rabies!

I wish I had something to drink right now. D:

Edit: oh damn, no idea how to reply to that. XD Skip me?

Granted, but wait. we can't go back in time.. Fail

and Mica... Granted, but it was from the puppy, I wouldn't drink it!

I wish I wasn't so tired... and hyper.

Granted but then thats no fun
i wish i had a car

Granted, but I was hiding in the drunk and scared you to death

I wish I had blue hair.

o.0
granted but you have to buy it >=3
i didn't have to take care of my brothers turtles

Granted, but they break out of the cage, hunt you down, and bite you.

I wish I had a bigger pizza.

=O
granted but its 2 inches in diameter >=D
i wish i had another pie(without my licence in it) =3

Granted, but its smaller then my pizza

I wish I had a mini Picnic to go with this rest of all the mini food!

granted but it's all plastic >=D
i wish all this laughing didn't hurt my throat XD