Not quite....just that you will explode. Specially designed so that the consumer doesn't gain any explosive qualities. *looks at label that says ACME* Although....

-rolls around bunker-

If this is a bunker should I be bringing caned goods?

Fully stocked Faux

dont let me get near it >.>

Canned goods? Do we get to eat spam?!

Maybe... or those little sausages

Vienna sausage! I haven't had those in forever! I like frying spam up and putting syrup on it. It tastes yummy. ^_^

Or maybe meat... *has jerky*

Jerky sounds good. I would like some, but then it means I have to go to Wal-mart to buy fresh jerky. (I think it's too hard to eat now).

Though maybe I should try it first, make sure it is bad. >_< But it's too cold to get up.

Brains. Victims. Cookies. Nao.

-Hides with the necromancy book.-

o-o ....... *slowly goes back into her hole*

Muahahaha. I have my protection and my semi-alive brain ^_^

Kami no Zombies in the bunker..

-grabs the nearest Nerf weapon- Did someone mention zombies?