Granted; You've been charged for botting.

I wish for a slipper.

Granted. But it's too small for your feet.

I wish for a stuffed toy.

Granted, but it houses the soul of someone you care about a lot.

I wish I had better reflexes when it comes to games.

Granted; however your body is absolutely slow in comparison.

I wish I had an ipad.

Granted but it is a brick of clay.

I wish I had an Alpha

Granted, you now have a very shiny sculpture of the greek letter alpha.

I wish I had a cat tail on my body in the correct place.

Granted; But it makes you itch.

I wish I had a lovely air-freshener for my car.

Granted, but even though it smells lovely it looks hideous.

I wish I had retractable claws.

Granted; however you can't control them.

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted. You sleep until 2014.

I wish I could slow down the flow of time.

Granted; however it slows to that of a snail speed.

I wish I had a blank piece of paper.

Granted, but it's made of some rather illegal substances and you're arrested on charges of possession.

I wish I had fancy-shcmancy shoes. XD

Granted; they give you severe blisters.

I wish I had a soft mattress.

Granted but now you can't ever leave it.

I wish I had an Ice Cream...

Granted; It falls off the cone onto the ground.

I wish for a pink pen.

Granted, but it's forty feet long and weighs two hundred pounds.

I wish my roommates were less lazy.

Granted; They frequently change the furniture around and you bump into it in the middle of the night.

I wish to have an A on my quiz.

Granted, but it turns out it won't be counted for your final grade.

I wish food was cheaper and tastier.

Granted, but due to food being cheaper all they make is cans of wieners and beans, and bathtub gin.
Denied: That's two wishes. Food is made even worse tasting because you wished twice.

I wish The Academy Is... Was still a band.

Granted; they suck miserably in their come back tour.

I wish for a blanket of soft and fluffiness.

Granted: But you being to itch horribly.

I wish for a hot guy to hit on me.

Granted; He leaves bruises on your bones.

I wish for a slipper with no holes, no itching, lightweight, and pretty

Granted, but it's not only a rabbit shaped slipper- it's still, well, a rabbit.

I wish I were a king.

Granted; King of the weak and feeble.


I wish I could figure out which freaking item it is that is the green sash I had on my avi for a long butt time but can't seem to find it no matter what I do and I KNOW I own it.

Granted, but it was 1,000,000 aurum in the stores.

I wish I could watch all the old cartoons that don't play anymore.

Granted; you waste away in front of the television watching it.

I wish for bottle of bubble mix.

Granted, but the bubbles all pop right in front of your eyes when you blow them.

I wish to be rich.

Granted, you are now rich in mud and filth.

I wish to pass my Calc 2 class

Granted; you're thought to have cheated and fail the course overall.

I wish to have a cushion.

Granted. Unfortunately it's filled with thumbtacks.

I wish to weigh 130 lbs. again.

Granted but you shrink 5 inches.

I wish I didn't have my period soon.

Granted; it will now last two weeks.

I wish I had more time for this paper.

Granted, but it means you'll be unable to do any other of your assignments.

I wish my jaw would quit hurting.

Granted; but the pain only stopped because they removed it and your face is very numb.

I wish I could find a band mate.

Granted; however he is terrible at it.

I wish I could see a dragon.

Granted, but it's very unhappy to see you.

I wish I were in a JRPG!

Granted, but it lasts for a minutes.

I wish I had some chicken niggets.

Wish granted but those chicken nuggets are made with dynamite!

I wish it was the weekend.

Granted, but you now have a ten-day week ahead of you.

I wish I didn't have to take these damn Physics and Stats tests.

Granted, but now you have to take these damn Advanced Placement Chemistry and Biology tests.

I wish I was't such a herpederp. :B /derps