granted but you killed it and everyone got sad D=
i wish i wasn't sick or just didn't have to still go to school today

granted but you need to pay me 1st xD

i wish i own everyone here hjahahaha

granted but you can't keep track of most of us >=D
i wish i had a more money
--Edit--Did i pay you somehow?! =O my dad suddenly just asked if he should call the school for me, thus i don't have to go to school sick =O and i had 7 minutes before i had to leave @.@--Edit--

granted but you need to be a robber

Do you wish for something to wish for? XD
If so Granted, but that was it and now you can't wish for that something
i wish i don't miss too much at school

Granted, but what you did miss was a trip to a theme park.
ohh bummer.

I wish, I could time travel.

Granted, but you get stuck in the 1600's and because of your clothes people think you're a witch and hang you. D=

I wish I could go trick-or-treating this year =(

Granted but you don't have any fun
i wish i had more fun games to play for the xbox 360

Granted, But there is no such thing as an Xbow >.<

I wish I had some pizza.

Granted but it's only an inch in diameter
i wish i had a better camera

Granted, But I covered the lens with my tiny pizza, ruining it forever.

I wish It wasn't so cold outside

XD the poor camera
Granted but now its so hot the tires on car are melting
i wish i had a job

Granted, but its as a horse stall cleaner
Ewww

I wish I had another pizza, Kira's camera ruined it.

XD Yep poor camera! *Laughs*

hey, a jobs a job =D
granted but it's even smaller AND invisible >=3
i wish i had my license

XD True
Granted, but I smudged my invisible pizza on it, making your face invisible, causing you to go to jail next time you're pulled over

I wish I had onion rings.

(yes I want food.. I'm hungry)

EDIT:::: Crud beat me to it.. so.... I'll do both!!

Granted, But for not driving someone stole your car