*smites the batty*

-dies forever-

WAIT NUUUUUU COME BACK

NOPE, I'M DED FOREVERS

...
I can fix that. However, Batty would be allergic to the Sun and Garlic...and Natsu may become anemic.

Let's see...gizzard of a Great Owl...slime of a Sunfish...fur of a whale...wait, wrong section.
Hmm...tooth of a krait...blood of a flying fox...boiled baby...ear of a bat-fox...

That should do it!
Thrice the heckled crow hath cawed!
Thrice and once the bullfrogs croaked!
Jötunn wails "Avail, avail!"

But im already a vampire

The better question is: Am I still smited? And will I die if I drink the blood of another Vampire?

You cant drink my blood xD

Do you have a way to stop me? xD
-grins-

Garlic. Lots of garlic.

Urban myth!
Plus, I love me an Italian.

Ya'll naturally sweat garlic, right?

XD yes we also cut with breadsticks

And your hair naturally produces extra virgin olive oil?

Well duh its great for the hair

WHAT ABOUT PEPPERONI NIPS?!
Or does that go too far? xDD

Nope xD no pepperoni nips