Oh, I definitely have mead in here.

...I mean, I did the last time I checked...but that was before I blacked out. Hopefully not on the mead.

...Maybe on the mead.

ANYWAYS. We should have a few bottles sommmmmewhhhhherrre...

I know we definitely have spiced rum. Want anything mixed with that? -makes a face at the thought of drinking plain rum-

As for the schnapps...We have peach, cherry...erm, hm. No black currant, sorry.

I can totally make a Long Island, though, but that might be the last of the triple sec. ...I've never tried a Long Island with other types of curacao. Should mix that sometime.

Peach Snaps? Ugh....
What kind of bottles are you keeping the mead in?
Not glass i hope?
Mead should be either in wood barrels or clay bottles.

And you are a pirate that don't drink spiced rum straight?
You my dear sir is a wuzz not a pirate.

straight rum is...ugh. It's much better in soda. My favorite being Dr Pepper.

but then, I'm not a pirate! So mixed drinks it is! Yay!

All the mead we've got is, unfortunately, fermented and stored in glass carboys. (Which reminds me, I don't see many people fermenting mead in pottery jars IRL. Strange.)

I drink vodka straight. (Rum is, unfortunately, not my thing.)

Okay, then ill have some cold apple juice ^^

I haven't had vodka before.

*sips her drink*

yummm.

One apple juice, coming up!

AC -- if you ever decide to have vodka, make sure the first thing you do /isn't/ to take a full shot in one gulp.

...Learned that the hard way. Well, I'd had vodka before, but a friend of mine with a /really high tolerance/ challenged me to do a shot. And uh. That shit burns.

haha!

yeah, I'll make sure to not do that. :P

edit: I think I had a vodka martini once? With lemon juice. That was pretty good.

I have to be careful with any alcohol i drink, my stomach is really sensitive so if i drink just a little to fast or a little more than it can take it gets extremely painful. So yeah that's bothersome and a reason to why i physically can't drink till drunk or even till it has any effect really.
So for me alcohol is simply a spice so to say.

it doesn't take much alcohol to get me drunk. I have a pretty low tolerance. :P

And i can probably drink even less than that before i'm doubled over in pain.
Or maybe you are just a small person or something?

kinda!

I'm tall but I'm really thin and light.

Then i probably can lift you with one arm.
Myself im pretty big and tall.

one arm? o.o

you must be pretty strong!

Maybe not but some people i can lift with one arm.
Besides it's more my body's general build, i have strength but i'm awfully out of shape.

I'm out of shape too.

and I'm not very strong.