You just have to be friends with the crude but highly intelligent person who helps the police so they can help stop it from happening.

So I'm not that person myself?? Man, I obviously can't be the one with morals and the 'gut' feeling.

You're not crude. And if you were working with police, would you be at risk for being deported?

They'd find out at the season finale I'm not there legally, after an anonymous tip given by my mortal enemy, the Desaturator.

Is your main skill being able to recognize butt imprints? Up next on Butte M.D.O.M.

I'll touch suspects' butts and be able to tell if they're lying!

They might not allow it with the #metoo movement. You may need to find another way to hunt down the Desaturater.

Cops are allowed everything. They're always breaking into everyone's homes on tv without a court order.

I thought you had morals though? Did Bones ever resort to breaking into places?

I do have the basic morals, but overall I'm more chaotic than lawful.

That would probably be more interesting for developing the plot. Following the rules can get boring.

I need someone steering me towards the good path or else I'd be lost

Like a sidekick? A will they are won't they love interest?

No love interest!! My sidekick will have a steady family while I'll have a different love interest every episode.

That sounds perfectly reasonable. Every now and then, they could have a skill that helps you solve a case.

Oooh great idea, Bio! No wonder you're my nemesis.

I can even turn them against you, or they could be one of my plants. Orrr, I'll just steal them for myself. So many possibilities!

:O
Don't steal my men! And women! And non-binary people!

What do you have against non-humans?

Hehe these days I saw a kinsey scale for monster lovers. I guess I'm into it if they're mostly humanoid. Like I'd do the water god

You can have them. I don't think I'm waterproof. Is there a scale for evil masterminds?

You're off the charts for that one, don't even need to check |D

Aw, you don't have to flatter me so much. You're the best archenemy anyone could have.

As long as no one is shipping us Sherlock/Moriarty style xD

Is it for the entire franchise? I know the Sherlock series the actors are frustrated with the Holmes and Watson pairing.

They even got Watson a wife and nothing changed |D

speaking of series now I'm caught up on Claws and Quiet Ann's episode was the best

That one was great. I also love Franke Potente. It was surprising to see her show up. My main gripe is that they use male rape as a source of humor, though.

Yeah it's been a while since she was Lola but she's still great.

That scene was very awkward. It's 2018!

I liked her in The Princess and the Warrior, too. Same director.

The whole show can be awkward.

Gonna have to look for that one.

Yeah but some things are purposely cringy, I think. Or most things

Yeah, like self-aware campiness. I like that it doesn't take itself too seriously.

That's true. Also I found out Harold Perrineau is 54 and i'm shook

Were you a fan of the strip tease? I haven't seen most of the shows he's been in, surprisingly. But I remember he was pretty stellar in Romeo + Juliet.

Hm, not really, I didn't find it extra sexy or anything and it wasn't super awkward either. But maybe middle aged ladies loved it xD

Yeahh that movie was over 20 years ago! /feels old
I remember him in Oz. Which I shouldn't have watched because I was like, 14.

Naughty! I keep trying to watch it but it stresses me out. Orange Is the New Black is doing the same.

Yeah it was very violent... especially for lil mdom. Also first time lil mdom saw penises, which is probably why I kept watching the series despite the violence back then |D

OITNB had a good season but it's so asjkdkashkdjas I want to punch Piper.

Yeah, I get that it's social commentary but they aren't really making anyone likeable other than Suzanne and Taystee. And maybe Frieda. I'm still getting through the latest season.

Hehe Frieda is really your style. Quiet and badass.

I want to punch Piper since the whole nazism thing. I didn't feel bad when they branded her |D

I appreciate Frieda's ingenuity.

While the Nazi thing takes the Cake, is there anything Piper does that makes you not want to smack her?

Hm... that's a very good question. I'll get you back on that xD