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in hell the icecream is garlic & peas flavored x''D
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I heard in hell,
>.> there aren't any drugs or alcohol for druggies and alcoholics for a period of time, so as to allow for maximum torture during a withdrawal. :D I also heard that hellhounds are granted horns after they retrieve six hundred souls on earth. <x/ Sounds really difficult, especially since you need one person to look at you 3 times in order to just get one soul. |
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Never too late for a spa treatment! Though... I do wonder who's sharing so many rumors from hell... Are you sure you're not a resident Merskelly?
I'll listen tonight Ava, can't wait! SHSHSHHHH! CHOCOBO! Derpy's crying now... Great... *Wincing Satan snaps his finger summoning oreo icecream, about to hand it to Derpy before slyly picking a pea off the top, flicking it Chocobos way. Then hands the icecream to Derpy.* Now all's in order, we can get back to business as usual. How's everyone doin' with this Hellish season comin' up? |
Derpy wipes at his eyes with one paw as he takes the ice cream with the other. The loud crying ceases and he sniffles a bit before giving a small hiccup and settling down to eat the ice cream.
"My birfday is soon!" he announces, cheerfully. "And mama's gonna make me lots of new cwothes and masks!" |
@ Satan: Actually, I have an impish little hellhound friend. >w> Her name is Noodles. She's a real pile of daisies and rainbows. >.>; I dunno if I should also mention to Satan that she's a slacker...I think he's technically her boss..
@ Derpy: I didn't know your birthday was so soon Derpy. :D How old are you turning?? |
*almost gracefully catches the pea then eats it* i'm not here to make babies happy. i'm here for a job! >D
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Derpy claps excitedly. "Imma be four!"
Hey! I never said I' mske all thst stuff Derpy! |
:D This many years old!
https://media.giphy.com/media/PQYT92RTdJJ6g/giphy.gif |
"Yeah! That many!"
Derpy tries to hug the dragon. |
Ah, Noodles, delicious... Eh? Got side tracked where were we again?
Chocobo could you please do your job in a location that does not entail wailing baby dragons in my ear! Derpy wants gifts, make Derpy all the gifts!!! @Merskelly where did you find that gif? That's cool as fuck yo. |
Derpy claps happily. "Yeah pwesents pwease!"
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@ Satan: I don't know where the gif is from. >u>; I just searched for "4 gif" and one of them was a dragon. <x)
@ Derpy: :D how about a sweet doodle for a present Derpy? |
"Yes pwease!" Derpy wiggles excitedly.
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This thread needs revival for the Halloween season!!!
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This is Halloween
This is Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween ... In this town We call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song!~ :3 Are there pumpkins in hell?? o.o Are they always lit on fire??? 0.0 BLAZING PUMPKINS?! 8D |
DID SOMEONE SAY~ COME BACK FOR HALLOWEEN?!? Oh why YES. >:) Who wants candy?
@Merskelly You must see the events, catapulting blazing pumpkins is a favorite in Hell. |
Derpy hangs up a little garland of cute ghosts wearing bow ties and hair bows along one wall. It's at about mid-shin height.
"Candy! Me pwease!" He excitedly waddles over to Satan. |
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Ah yes, hello Derpy, as much as I'd like to rot everyones teeth out ASAP I feel I must wait a little longer, have a candied apple instead! Let me get you a ladder and you can decorate some more. @Gizzy Oh! I love that. Is it for Hell? (Possibly a silly question but never hurts to be too sure.) |
Yes it is since we lost the other banner, I made a new one:)
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Ahh! Awesome!! I'll have to fix things up round here! Thank you so much Giz!
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Except I have no clue how to copy it! :p-sweat:
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You should be able to hit "quote" on Gizzie's post and copy the link from it that way.
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Thanks Kade! Huge help!
HOLY SHIT PAGE 100!!!! |
Lol. I do what I can.
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Well it was helpful!
Man, I logged on to an announcement that Glitch passed. :( Sad day today. |
Yeah, it's really sad news. I just hope her family will be okay.
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YAY PAGE 100
Yeah :( I really miss Glitch </3 |
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Hey guys! I'm tryna think of some spooky themed events for Hell to host this month!! Hmmm writing? Art? I'm thinking I'm thinking!
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Ooohhhh...spoopy events! XD
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Hmmmm I'm really digging a writing thing idea... with a prize yesss! Trying to think faster before October slips out of my hands.
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Lol. If it takes too long, you'll just have to stick around and make it a Christmas contest. XD
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Well I'm planning on sticking around anyways! I'm just slow to remember to log in heh.
16 yr old me fucked me over, I really wish I reserved the whole first page fuuuck. |
COME ON, COME ALL! HELL IS OPENING DEMON OF THE WEEK! STARTING TODAY (7TH) HELL WILL BE ACCEPTING DEMONS AND DEMONESSES FROM ALL CORNERS OF HELL, FOR ONE TO BE CHOSEN AS THE WEEKLY DEMON. SHOW OFF YOUR HELLISH STYLE! ALL DEMONS POSTED BELOW THIS POST UNTIL SUNDAY (11TH) WILL BE ENTERED FOR A CHANCE TO BE FEATURED ON HELLS FIRST PAGE, WITH A BONUS 500 COINS FOR WINNING!
Disclosure: Hell is not responsible for any dismemberments due to disagreement over the winner, weekly prize also not guaranteed after this round as Satan is broke as fuck. Let's hope he can find more things to give out! |
Woooo! Demony avis!
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Oh! Dope avi Kade! Gonna enter her for DOTW?
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16 year old selves to excel at doing that to later incarnations, I think. lol
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Toho!!! Hey man! Long time so see how have you been? Man, my past self purposely does shit to fuck with my future self. All I can do is shake my head and laugh while going. "Asshole."
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