stabie stabie stabie~

she slap me in teh face with a large frozen tuna which would knock me out and i fall into the freezer burrrrr

she would chop my head off but it would take a few swings

whack me with frozen corndogs

try to drown me in a frozen-over pond and just end up making me bleed to death because she couldn't break the ice

Stab me repeatedly.

beat me up o.o

she would sick her vampire bats on me and they would suck me dry

Pretty sure that those chains would be the cause of my death.

Dx take my head off with that sword

pole dancing with amazing skills that causes the chains to whip and kill me

shishkabob me with her sword

summon lil cupids to shoot me many many many times

Be all ninja-like and creep up behind me. Then stab me a million times with your sword, then 100 times with your knife.

Come up with some weird, magical spell thing.

run around with scissors and then trip and stab me

stab me in the throat

She'd blind me with a dazzling rainbow display, then trip me discreetly off a cliff.

strangle me with her tail

Suffocate me with fairy dust.

Probably be command me to die then suddenly I do. x-x
Oh is that a Gimpi in your siggy!? =D

strangle me with his long hair

WAPAH! came to my mind with what you said lol

RAINBOW POWER! -melts from on the pretty colors bombarding him-

Cut me with the big pointy crescent at the end of the staff x.x;

I think his gaze would trap me and then freeze me in place.

with that sword o.o

have her bats fly in front of my face, then while I can't see, stab me with her blades!

cut me into many many small peices and use me a fish bait

glare at me and i would die!

spray color extract at me and poison me death
-note dry paint is very poisonous before it gets mixed with water and other stuff

she would stab me over and over and over again until i looked like ground beef with 2 eyeballs ontop

drown meeeeeeee -bluuurp-

She would kill me by a sneak attack that I wouldn't even see coming and hide me in a bag before dropping me into a dark river with a block of cement.

she can't xD
I'd eat her long before she even tries because she's sooo inexperience

It's freezing to the bone,
you'll never feel at home
Just let your body go

she'd put sparkles in my food and mess me up

she'd go all ninja on me and kill me while i was walking through a dense forest with a sneak attack.

and outta the pool of blood she would return and pull me into the void of death along with her

and then she'd find a way (a ninja way) to seal me in something xD