Whaaaaaaaat. But Espy is -perfectly- sane!

Cannibalism is not sane.

...You have a point.

I know I do. lol.

I offer bubblegum instead of my flesh to the cannibals! *holds up a pack of gum*

Why not just offer the lime jello you placed in the pool?

OAO NO! It's MY jello! MINE! No they can has!!!

That pool is huge, you should share some to stop being eaten.

*ears droop* Yes, mama. I'll share the jello with the people eaters.

~snuggles Reyoki some before pushing her into the jello pool~

-peers over edge of pool-

-falls in-

*muffled screams* !!!?!!! @$^&@%!$!!! **flails about, then sinks to the bottom and walks over to the shallow end* Ew, now I'm covered in sticky stuff!

O.o
Having fun in there?

Reyoki, just dun touch me until you have a bath.

Boo. Mama got me all sticky. *pouts and wanders off to the showers*

I find it fascinating that between certain death and a sweet treat, Reyoki would rather suffer than surrender a common grocery store staple. O.o

*belly flops into the pool*