I can change colors...of people's socks.

I can control the movements of...snails...fear my snail-slime army ;)

I have the power to fly, but I can't fly but 10 feet off the ground.

I can turn invisible but only when no one is watching!

(Fine. jacked that one from a movie ;). Here's another.)


I can make trees do my bidding! But not move.

I can cause explosions with my mind...inside my body

I can operate heavy machinery in my sleep...but I'm an insomniac.

My voice can cause crippling fear in the hearts of lemmings.

i have the ability to change my eye color but only once a week and the change is permanent till that week is up

I can forge deadly swords but they must be made exclusively from sewing needles.

I can destroy people by looking them in the eye... but my eyes need to be closed.

I can read the minds of stuffed animals!... It still resents you from putting it through the washing machine.

My fingernails turn any colour I wish! But only when I'm sitting in a secratarial chair.

I can alter reality, by making things look polarized.

Best Super Power Ever!

I can change the magnetic orientation of the poles...for .845 of a second once every 34 years.

I have the power to redirect electric currents... but I have to wear an aluminum foil viking hat on my head and hold my breath while I do it.

I have the power of 100 men, but only in my legs. Did I mention I'm a paraplegic?

I can wash my hair without soap! Still need conditioner though.

I can leap buildings in a single bound! But only if they're only one story tall...

I can see perfectly clearly at night... but I have to be wearing a blindfold.

I CAN FLY!!!!

.... for 3 seconds...

I can mentally command daschunds to jump through short hoops. Very short hoops.

I can tell you what gender you are, but only after seeing you!

I can add a sixth dimension to space...after someone adds a fifth.

I can turn matchboxes into fifth dimensional spaces! But stuff still needs to fit inside the matchbox opening.

I can teleport....two inches from where i stand.

I can grow my nails at twice the normal speed!

my spit cures cancer but I suffer from chronic dry mouth.

I can command canines but they stop listening to me when they pass 8 months old.

I can tell kitties to take a bath... and they do it.

I can speak any language...but I'm deaf and cannot sign.

I can become invisible! ... But only in pitch-blackness

Behold! I can watch colour movies in black and white!

COME! WATCH ME TURN TURQOISE OBJECTS INTO AQUAMARINE OBJECTS!

The amazing power to edit forum posts, as long as I'm given mod status first.

I can walk on water...as long as there's a hard ground for me to stand on

SEE THIS! OH, SEE IT WELL! MY AWESOME POWER OF MIGHTINESS! I CAN HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY! WITH MY MIND!

I can feeze water! But it takes half an hour per cubic inch!