Derpy waddles in. "I don't have dweams at all..." he says, pouting.

Aww, :c it's okay Derpy. That just means that you have plenty of nice things during the day to look at so you don't have to see them when you're sleeping. ^-^ Besides, some dreams can be scaaryy. <8{ and then you don't get a nice sleepytime. :[

I have never had the desire to become a robot grow more strongly than it does now. ;u; I'm kind of all better now. Cold is gone. Cough is dying out but lingering...but it turns out my left side of my ribcage is in very big pain. >~<; So much pain that I've been prescribed anti-inflammatory medicine. Doc thinks my rib muscles are torn from my coughing during the previous week. ;n; so...I have to sit up and sleep on my back for a while. My period coming right afterwards is just the icing on the cake. ;-; Why is the body so gross and awful? ;~; I'd like to be a robot please and not have to have this nonsense again. Uahhh..it hurts to sneeze, cough or bend the wrong way, so I've been trying not to do that. >~>;
I swear, I'll get to that request! <8{ This has just not been my month. Q-Q Which is a shame because I spent my birthday with a nasty cold at home..
I should be okay within a couple more days. If the medicine does it's job. I haven't been back online for what feels like a really long time... >.>

Okay DbM! I'm working on your request now. I finally could get to it yess! <x{ Sorry it's been so long. If I stay ontop of things, it should be done in about 3 days or so. :o But I'll keep ya posted on this thread. <:/ So far...eeeueeeeeeeehhhh <x{ I'm strugglin' with the stylllee it's weird lookin' so I'll likely start over aggainnn. I'll try something simpler. I'm sorry. I'm trying to make it look good. <~<;

Would you be interested in another commish after you’re done? Don’t want to burden you too much.

I think so. :[ *shrug* don't see why not. I might need some time to get to the request, as, >.>; uh, well, I'll likely be a bit busy with other things including *cough* "graduation". But I think I can manage. I'm mostly all better now. <x) It's most likely my period draining me after it's over. =~=; I swear, they're so unnecessary and inconvenient. *flops over like a sad pancake*

No worries. Whenever you have time. (You drew CRT so I’d be interested in having Raster as well.)

Raster...ewe ehehehe,
I don't know why my mind un-combined the words Rooster and Blaster.
Rasterrr… >u> I take it he's the harbinger of low-battery in all devices over there.

Yeah. Kind of CRT’s rival.

o.o WooOOoooh. An epic robo-rivalry. -u- I dig it. *nod nod*

Raster believes humans are lesser creatures who seek to subdue and enslave artificial intelligence (which isn’t entirely false), and since CRT is very close to humans and is somewhat integrated into human society, Raster sees him as an inefficient segment of code that should be removed in order to promote the efficiency of robotkind.

0.o
Well damn. That's pretty cool

o.o Whas he think about Cyborganisms? Part machine part fish-? *cough* >.>; I mean, uh, vertebrae?

Also still working on the request DbM. <x'{ Actually did start over. But it's looking way better. -.< *thumbs up*

-.- I was intended initially for the purpose of fulfilling the highest of human emotional ambition, and I seem to be existing for that purpose alone. Yet I am left with my own purpose to carve and define of me. -~- I have been both laborer and plaything. I haven't yet sorted out which I despise more. >->
:[ *pokes bony metal noggin* I don't dream of electric sheep. Instead, there's just a bunch of cute crocodiles in there. o-o;

Take care that Raster doesn’t conscript you into his cause of eradicating the plague of humanity from the earth. Unless that’s your sort of thing.

Heheh, it kinda is. -w- But as flippin' sweet as that sounds I may have to pass. >.>; I think I'm much too soft to be of any use maliciously. :[ And I'm much too shellfish and poky to be a force for good either. <-<; *wiggles fingers* I like money and food as much as I like vengeance and doom. ^~^;
I get especially destructive in my dreams sometimes though. heheh, ahhh, -w- fun times. *smh* It's funny because I used to want to take over the world just to give everyone pasta. <x}
It's tough to eradicate humans though. <:/ They breed like crazy. *waves robo-hand* Good luck to ya Mr. Raster. <.<;

o-o ...*floats onto belly* Would you like some frickin' laser beams?
o3o I got frickin' laser beams. You can put them on stuff like...doorbells, >.> pancakes...sharks..a Gap store?

He has a giant scythe. He’s not fond on the whole laser thing — that’s something CRT does, and therefore something Raster doesn’t do.

ono awwh. Well..would Mr. Raster care for a art of himself to copy and paste into the programming of his future minions or whatever? :}
I will give the frickin' laser beams to the CRT instead. -u-

>~>; I know it's taking for frickin' ever, so this is sort of a preview for DbM as to what I'm working on. <x{ I'm sorry I've been super busy.

It looks a mess, with all my lines and rough shapes but that's just how I work on it. ^~^; I'll try to finish it within the week. Should be done soon.

I dislike working with other beings, and art is only useful as propaganda.

...What he means is, yes, please, I would love for someone to draw me.

Stop putting words in my mouth.

You don’t have one.

Let's phrase it this way, can you currently make use of some extra propaganda?

Merskelly, no worries - I already know art often looks rough or messy in its unfinished state. And you don't need to apologize for your busy RL, things like that happen. We've all been there. Just glad you're feeling better again ^^ cold seamlessly followed by period problems sounds like a terrible combination forged in the deepest of hellfires.

-w- ohh, I think I can pull something a tad better than mere propaganda. *rolls over stretching*
Thank you kindly DbM. <x} It has been rather hectic. o-o; and the busy mayhem isn't over I 'm sure. :/ So, I work on it when I can and have the energy. >.> At least my cough is dying a little more each day. >w>

I've finally finished!!!!
<x'{ Uuff. I refused to accept payment until I delivered. >.>; It musta been annoying, so, sorry, but, it just felt right..(Edit: Oh! ^~^; heh, I accepted the trade first it looks like. >//>; now I feel silly..)
I have no idea what I've done. ^~^; But I hope you like it. Again, sorry it took so long. :[ I'll be honest, I slacked a bit with this one. Which in my head is an awful gesture from one writer to another. >.>; (Dude, can I call myself a writer if I haven't even published anything?? /8{ eh??? *shruggy shrug*)
I feel like I should stop rambling and just show tha damn art already, <x} hehe, so heeeere it is!

https://i.imgur.com/h8SAlJS.png

One art for Death by Mirrors. As requested. -u-

Oh hey, that's pretty nice.

;u; thank you..

That's awesome! I love it ^^

(and don't worry, things have been going somewhat slow everywhere... you're by far not the only slacker, hehe. Me? Haven't even started the crochet scarf I wanted to get finished by the end of May, and now that odd month's already halfway over)

^~^; I'm so glad you like it!
I know this month and the one before have just been brutal actually. <:{
And I am struggling to function at 100%. Something always just keeps happening, y'know? /:[ And lately I've been juggling responsibility with my health and as a result my interests and drive have been hopping around on and off. ;-; It sux.

But I managed to finish! ^~^ I s'pose could try looking at it as an accomplishment. Now I'm going to try and take care of myself. <:[ *looks at orange glow in robotic parts* Because ahh, it seems my health is pretty damn low right about now. *lays down* ;-; I hate bleeding and feeling like a dying swampy monster...

smug magikarp is my new favorite thing

1.5k au for a colored chibi of her (if you're still open)?

Haha, thank you. X}

I'm still open. :] Just on a slight break. But I'll be back to doodling requests very soon. I'll put ya on the list. /:d And I'll see what I can do. :} Thanks for the references!

Yay thank you! looking forward to it. uwu I've sent a trade.

Oh! ^u^ Thank you.
I typically don't accept it until I finish tho, >u>; just lettin' ya know. It's sort of a motivation driver to keep it outta my reach. ^~^
I'll likely be back to drawing next week. :/ Gonna be taking a mini vacation for a while this weekend until Wednesday.

smae, but that's good to know. 👍 take yo time, no stress :)
and sweet! vacations! what are you doing on your vacay?

I'll be in the mountains for a few days. ;u; likely getting out in the wilderness and torturing myself for one of those days with a hike..and hopefully eating better. ^~^
:c I need a break to get away from all the mess and the headache of trying to keep myself happy in a dull environment...I'm trying to find ways to break out of my routine and build some confidence again. The mountains is perfect because it's so quiet and cooler, and I can get more into a creative state of thinking. So I'm going to visit my old man. :}

He's kinda like a mentor-y mer-santa...with gorgeous long grey hair, <x} and bigger shark teeth than mine!

that sounds absolutely awesome! no wifi, no distractions, just a zen moment with the trees, the animals, and Bigfoot. uwu

oh a legendary sage in the mountains? your fam sounds like a cool anime character haha

have a safe trip & see u next week then ^^b

x} haha, in a way yes! Might even draw up a doodle of him for comparison to me and my silly bones. >w< <3
I'll be taking my laptop with me, but the wifi there IS in fact quite thin. :] Hoping to have some more time for other things like finishing up my Pictionary game board and cooking a bit, and watching some movies n' stuff. -u- ...with the possibility he might plop me on another dirt trail for 6 miles and hike up another hill. @-@; *twitch twitch* in the...outdoors..again. ^~^;
But I always eat good there with him. ^U^ Soooo, that's a plus!
>.> I'm hoping to coax him in to watching the rest of Breaking Bad though. He was getting really into it...

That'd be sweet! he'd be flattered if he got a doodle.

no pain, no gain amirite. you're gonna have legs for days after this XD and just in time for the summer too!

Yess! Breaking Bad is such a good show. I think it's my all-time favorite and would recommend it to everyone. I hope he gets to finish watching it!

Hrrngh I’m trying to decide if I want to ditch my previous commish request for Raster and buy some doodles for a friend.

...Hey Merskelly, how good are you at drawing... anthropomorphic lizards?

...BB I completely forgot I did that art in your sig.

how??? i'd never forget a good quality traditional work. they're hard to come by. dont think i got around to showing it off before i poofed tho ^^;