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Merskelly Metalien 09-09-2019 02:40 PM

Being a part of the only species which is responsible for any and all declining health of the planet. >->

bluebird 09-10-2019 03:36 PM

can breathe, but still suffocating.

Espy 10-11-2019 11:50 PM

Migraines. Why did evolution think, oh, yes, a migraine, that will solve whatever bodily imbalances you're having right now.

Major 10-14-2019 12:59 AM

To loosely quote a Far Side comic: no claws, no fangs, no fur, no feathers, no scales, no wings, no stingers, no quills, no barbs, no tentacles, no poison, no venom, no talons... just soft and earthtone.

Merskelly Metalien 10-14-2019 12:18 PM

;m; Because we have some weak ass digestive systems as omnivores. </3 Either that or we are eating things that are slowly killing and hurting us more and more. >~>
Why I punished for eating late? Why I punished for eating early? ;A; Why I gotta do battle with drowsiness after eating all the time? Why?? <X{ What's the purpose of getting drowsy when you can't sleep or else indigestion??!
>8{ And why the hell my intestines gotta stab me every time I have anything remotely cheesy or buttery or creamy?? <x'{ I just wanna eat properrr, why is it so harrrrd??!

Kory 10-15-2019 02:26 PM

Because humans are not really "pack mentality" animals...
Which is crazy, because it feels like MOST animals are in packs.

And it's weird because like... you'd think humans would have pack mentality... Seeing as how we're incredibly weak and have no strength on our own, you'd think humans would be like, "Hey! Let's stick together!"
But nah.... we like to separate ourselves into "us vs. them" at any cost

Merskelly Metalien 10-17-2019 07:34 PM

;-; Because organs. Just organs. Gross. Delicate. And you know they're going to rot and start shutting down slowly as we age. >n> F*ckin' organs..ruining my day.

Vivianne 10-17-2019 07:44 PM

Corruption

Merskelly Metalien 10-23-2019 11:12 AM

Because, you have to take care of your flesh vessel and it gets to be super tedious, and just gets worse when your flesh vessel begins to deteriorate and fall apart and give up on being convenient. x{

bluebird 11-04-2019 11:14 PM

human botflies

Kory 11-05-2019 01:14 AM

Because the human brain is too complex for itself...
It makes anxiety and other mental health issues seemingly at random...

And it's really hard to "cure" a sick brain...

Unicornlynn 12-07-2019 08:35 PM

To be honest a reason not to be human being afraid of drowning or having to constantly think about what you do that might destroy your life or not being in drama or being alone cause if your not human wouldn’t you want to be something that doesn’t fill pain or forgotten and other fillings. :) ^~^

Yelps sorry kinda just on a rage

daikokunyo 12-12-2019 05:45 AM

if we weren't humans we wouldn't make global warming happen and choke up the earth with non-biodegradable garbage

Espy 12-13-2019 05:43 AM

I am not sure robots would not also make the same mistake.

Llama 12-13-2019 06:08 AM

I don't know about robots but Llamas definitely wouldn't make the same mistake. Ever.
//puffs out floofy chest

Mr. Crescent 12-15-2019 02:22 PM

Humans cannot survive in space, let alone their own lunar climate, without outdated and frankly rudimentary equipment. How embarrassing for humans to show up on the moon in a tiny metallic container, in bulky white and silver suits, without ties or decently made shoes in the least! Absurdly embarrassing.
Why, I daresay, I can't recall a single less embarrassing visit from the other beings in space. Humans rarely visit their own luminous and gracefully stable moon. Possibly because they have come to realize that first impressions are everything.


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