Lead pipe from behind.

Lol this is turning into clue,
In the Kitchen, with the Noose Because I wouldn't give him the money.

In the parlor with the candlestick! One hit, two hit, three hit- floor.

Heh, I like that idea!!

In the conservatory with the candlestick

uhhh... probably sneak up behind me and strangle me to death with your sash!! D: D:

Lol Mrs. White with her staff in the garden XD
She bash me over the head with it and then feed my body to the plants.

Ehh?? what plants!?! err... you'd probably bore me to death with your boring colors... XD and wait... Mrs??? im married!?

We're doing this like in Clue

In the Hall with the revolver

err.. wha...? whatevs. stab me over and over with your falla's wish. D:

Lol it was a joke we don't have to, And Sugar I can't believe you've never played clue or even watched the movie with Tim Curry.

She would drain my energy for the negaverse.

Make me eat broccoli XP

never played wha? movie with who?

kill me with your spikey(ish) hair.

In the bathroom with the razor from behind!

O-o... little morbid there, cronislee?
youd send your minions (get it, like, theyre mini? XD) to do it for you.

Lol cant help it, its fun ^^;.

The portal beneath her draws me near, and when I am close enough, she pushes me into it and I vanish forever.

@ Sugar: @_@ the glorious Tim Curry. His most famous role is Dr. Frankenfurter in Rocky Horror picture show. Another role is him as a desk person in Home alone 2.

He would probably push me out of the plane with out a parachute.