You find it, but no one else is interested in it and it never kicks off.


I wish I had perfect vision.

Granted, but it's only temporary. And you are more tire than ever later on.

I wish I can play Piano like a prof instantly.

Granted, but then you get kicked off immediately after.

I wish I wasn't so full.

Granted, now you can never feel full again.

I wish I didn't have so much reading to do.

Granted, but now the library haunts your dreams.

I wish my pants would fix themselves.

Granted, but now they go crazy and start fixing everything else.

I wish I could find a decent job.

Granted, but it pays in peanuts.

I wish freeways around here weren't so filled with traffic.

Granted, they are now filled with rain water instead.

I wish it was easier to get into grad school.

Granted, but it will be impossible to get out.

I wish the banging next door would stop.

Granted, instead you hear opera singing.

I wish I didn't always break my figurines.

I like opera.

Granted, but they break you instead.

I wish I had time for a nap.

Lol, darn I didn't probably corrupt a wish...I am a terrible genie XD

Granted, but you sleep for twenty years.

I wish I had the money to go on a trip.

Granted, but you have no access to it.

I wish I was finished knitting my scarf.

Granted, but you do it quickly and it gets knotted.

I wish I could buy more music.