Granted, you're now allergic to every other animal.

I wish I could pause time at will.

Granted but you can't move when you pause time.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but now you always want to sleep...

I wish I could find a Safari Ball that costs around $5...

Granted but it is fake and made of paper...

I wish next friday would get here faster...

Granted, but your car breaks down...

I wish I had my collar...

Granted. It's a turtle collar and it's way too small.

I wish everyone could get along.

Granted, but now the world seems to be like that of George Orwell's 1984...Big Brother is always watching...

I wish I could be with Hyjin tonight...

Granted but hyjin is dead.....
i wish my wish was uncorruptable

Granted, but it's no longer a wish...

I wish I could still draw...

granted, but all you can draw is random people who die because you drew them (just a bit demented right now, sorry.....)

I wish I had a new Camaro!

Granted, the engine is missing, the transmission is shot, there are no wheels, brakes, or windows.

I wish I had some soft pillows.

Granted but they explode

I wish for some jello.

Granted, it is broccoli flavored and has asparagus floating in it.

I wish for simple old telephone to stare at.

Granted but it's covered in mold

I wish for a telescope

Granted, but it only works in reverse...

I wish it wouldn't snow...

Granted, but now it will sleet when it would normally snow

I wish I had mastery over time.

Granted, but you get stuck in an endless time loop...

I wish I could trace my ancestry...

Granted. You discover you are related to both Adolf Hitler and Paris Hilton.

I wish 2012 will be a better year than 2011 was =/

Granted, but it's better for everyone...

I wish I could be a happy housewife later in life...

(also as a history major, I think being related to Hitler would be kind of cool, Paris Hilton, not so much but oh well)...

Granted, but the husband is in misery and commits suicide in attempt to escape reality.

I wish for a shovel.

Granted, but it's a shovel for a mouse...

I wish I were Home...

Granted, But your snowed in...

I wish Friday would arrive sooner...

Granted, but now it's Friday 10pm...

I wish I could fly...

Granted, you are now a mosquito.

I wish for a fairly oddparent fairy godparent o3o

Granted, but it's Jorgen...

I wish the world had peace...

Wish granted but everyone smells terrible

I wish for a warm blanket

Granted. It's a baby's blanket.

I wish to never be ill again.

Granted. Now your the cure for everything a medical prisinor of the world!!!
((just dramatic lol))

I wish I could sleep...

Granted, but now you can't wake up...

I wish I could live in a castle...

Granted but your locked in a tower for all eternity!!

I wish I didnt feel pain

Granted but now you don't feel anything, pain, pleasure, happiness, sadness, they are all foreign to you.
I wish I was at college so I could see Alpha.

Granted, but while you were away, Alpha turned into an evil flesh-eating zombie!!! :O

I wish I had something to do......

Granted, but then you become so busy that you wish you hadn't wished for something to do.


I wish we could reach 1 million posts on Trisphee, without spamming of course, right now... >w<

Granted but it was only a glitch in the system and Coda corrects it. No prize is given for the glitch.

I wish my room was really clean again. :'(

Granted but now there's nothing left in the room.

I wish for a puppy ^^

Granted but it refuses to be housebroken and pees all over the place.

I wish I could have one night without dreams.

Granted, but it was the one night you would have been given the secrets on how to make millions.

I wish I was done with knitting my scarf.

Granted... But now the scarf is evil and is holding you hostage

I wish my mind and body were aligned.

Granted. Your mind and body are now aligned in a perfect tidal lock with Rigel.

I wish I were able to command the universe.

Granted, but you'll have to make out each command into an official form and submit it to your local universe command committee.

I wish I had the best cup of tea ever.