Granted, but now every single law enforcement officer, and red neck wants you dead.

I wish I had red hair.

Then ythey would call you dread head
I wish i had lol sign

granted but its broken


i wish it wasnt raining

but then all your fruit and stuff would die out
I wish i had more juice XD

granted but its sticky


i wish i get a free fan sign :D

But it would break because of justin biebers fan base
i wish i had a lady gaga sunglasses

granted but you need to get it on ebay :D


i wish i own britney's dog

dogs poop alot
i wish i had hoarding abilitys XD

granted but you dont have money to buy things to hoard


i wish i have work

granted but its doest taste good


i wish for a leche plan

Granted, but Antigone doesn't know what that is. XD

I wish I had a heating pad.

granted but its not broken


i wish i have a new phone

Granted, but now you're stuck doing something you hate.

I wish I wasn't getting sick again...