-Goes wide-eyed-
Oops!! That was not me?... was it?


Hehe.. Shiny Wine.

Ner, me boyo, twas some lilly-livered rapscallion who'd done 'de deed when my eyes were a-ganderin elsewhere.

-Quickly covers herself-
Keep them there ganderin eyes elsewhere!!

... -holds out glass- More rum?

Nah, me boyo, I was ganderin over the sea, a sailor's first and true love. Aigh, she be a harsh lover, a right black widow to some, but her wonder outweighs the depths of oblivion, and her beauty, no human can beat. From the gentle caress of her wind, to the roar of her tantrum, to the meditative silence of her calm periods, to the ever-constant wit one must keep around her, this sailor loves the sea.

*Coughs* Sorry to get all Romance-like on ya, missy, what drink didst the wish?

-stirs from grog-induced slumber-

....I'm doing my job. Ssssrrusly. -digs out a bottle of rum from beneath a shelf-

Sorry... I may have drank it all.

I've been bored. There's (sometimes) people here to talk with. Also, need to recruit an audience for my streaming ways.

I'm going to be streaming on Twitch a lot more, and need to get in the habit of making Let's Plays again for my youtube channel.

Lol it is. Its when I broadcast me playing video games on twitch (a video streaming site). And Let's Plays is when I record me playing and post it to Youtube.

Naw, just entertainment value.