You don't actually have to do it. The reviews will be extra positive and say you do, to really help you out.

But what if someone wants to hire me specifically to do it?

You'll only have just enough time to do the translating because you're on your way to Africa to rescue baby elephants.

Oh sure, pretend everybody wants me... that should work. They just can't see my activity in avatar sites

You also solve murder mysteries in your spare time. You even found clues in one of your translations how a widow's husband was murdered. She left a raving review.

I did help solve a escape room in a halloween event from another site...

See, you'd be telling the truth. Somewhat.

Can't tell the whole truth tho. No mention to my mental health.

I mean...they're going to find out you have an unhealthy obsession with rainbows anyway.

:O
Never
I can pretend well in e-mails

But how hard is it to not use the rainbow gradient font?

You
don't
know
how lazy I am to do it. So it's hard but not that hard

(haaa that's what she said)

What if your e-mail software automatically converts it for you out of habit?

Gradients is another thing that makes everything better. It needs to make a comeback for fashion.

I'm gonna need that software asap.
Programming is something I could learn if I still had a brain.

Yes! Like rainbow gradients!

Or greigient. Wow...that's Tyra levels of bad.

hello thar

Sounds like the portmanteau bot from reddit |D

sounds like what

I actually haven't heard of that bot and wouldn't mind seeing it. Most of the others are really annoying.

Hey there, Natsunaine. It's when you combine words and their meaning.

Like the spelling bot? xD

There's a sad bot or something that is just too invasive...all the invasive ones basically. The wiki bot is great, though.

Oh the one who makes links better to click for mobile, too

The app I use must handle them well enough since I haven't had a use for that bot.

Why must Christmas decorations be so expensive?

I knooow D:
I wanted more colorful balls

Last year I saw a house with really nice ornate giant balls that would have been perfect for outside. But it's hard to google those without using generic terms.

Please, do google 'giant balls'

How did you know what I was after?

https://media.tenor.com/images/c8d95...db74/tenor.gif

I was at a neuropsychologist doing tests
one of them was to use colorful squares in a triangular formation
I did 3 rainbow triangles
She let it slip that it's to analyse the personality
So using bright colors is a good sign. BUT TO WHOMST

Is that a reliable test? I wonder what those tests would show while also getting an MRI or whichever brain scan at the same time.

It's a stablished test... I'm doing a battery of tests to check if I have executive disfunction or if I'm a lazy bitch.

You can just show them this:


But that's got to be nerve racking. That seems like it would be hard to test for.

Yeah that's why it's many tests and not just one
also I'm pretty sure she'll say I'm a regular person
just
very lazy

Just gonna throw it out there that I wouldn’t be surprised if the overwhelming majority of Tris isn’t neurotypical.

Like, I don’t want to say “it sounds like you have x disorder”, buuuuut.

I'm already diagnosed as depressed/bipolar
but I'm taking meds and they're working for everything
except my laziness to do stuff

mdom: It's not like it's a one or the other sort of thing, so even if the test doesn't say you qualify it doesn't mean that it's the only other option.

Dunno, I don't see other explanations from my doctors |D

I doubt that they've learned about RDD yet. It's super new.

respiratory drug delivery...?
also I googled and it's something prison-related in Brazil and I was --- is Bio into me