Granted but the computer gains a personality and takes over the world making all homo sapiens slaves

I wish I had some musical talent.

Granted. You are the master of the glockenspiel.

I wish for another Hot Pocket owo

(What is a glockenspiel?)

Granted but the hotpocket burn your mouth bad enough that for the next three weeks you have to eat baby mush through a tube.

I wish I didn't get so many papercuts.

Granted you now get aircuts.

I wish I could cast a spell to make presents wrap themselves.

(This is a glockenspiel, it's kind of a metal xylophone. I just like the name XP)

granted, You then transform in to a present that will never be opened.

I wish I wasn't bored...

Granted, but now you're too busy to do anything...

I wish I could go to Hogwarts...

Granted, But your Nevil Longbottem

I wish I don't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but you have to work right now...

I wish I had cuddles right now...

(BTDubs...Neville Longbottom is a BAMF...so being him would be awesome...)

Granted but it's an ugly woman (or man if you like women) with the worst body odor you can imagine. Oh and they are a completely random stranger. D=

I wish to be more intelligent than any currently living human being.

Ultima... He did miss one of him finals cause his teacher didn't state anywhere they had one....

Granted, but you are a paraplegic and mute there for can not share any of your ideas.

I wish that Alpha was here for me to cuddle with.

Granted, but you keep getting interrupted by a mob of angry squirrels...

I wish Christmas would come faster...

granted, but your presents get stolen just as you are about to open them

I wish I could be with Tiva right now

Granted but I have to work tomorrow and the rest of the time you are here.... oh wait that is already going to happen.
I wish I didn't have less than 500 in my bank account.

Granted, but it's only accessible in pennies...

I wish my boyfriend were here...

granted, but he is incredibly busy and can only spend an hour every day with you (besides sleeping of course)

I wish it was next Wednesday (i.e. the 28th)

Granted but now you only wake up on Wednesdays and so miss the rest of your life.

I wish I had a clove of cinnimon.

Granted, but you can't taste it...

I wish I didn't have a prying little sister...

(also there's a lot you can do in an hour daily...all depends on how you spend it)

Granted...now you have 5 prying little sisters.

I wish I didn't have to do homework for either of my schools.

granted. the teachers automatically gave you a zero instead.

I wish I had an iPhone with a real keyboard

Granted, but the keyboard doesn't work...

I wish my cats were a little less dumb...

granted, but now they are hyper intelligent and take over the world...at least your house

I wish I had my tattoo already

Granted but it looks like crap because your girlfriend can't figure out what is wrong with the tail

I wish it was Jan 28th all ready.

granted, but whoever/whatever you are expecting/wanting comes late (or catches you at an awkward time, and no rush on the tattoo design babe)

I wish it was September 2012 already

Granted, it will now be September 30th 2012 11:59:59 pm.

I wish for a white xmas~

Granted, but now you're buried under 12 feet of snow...

I wish break was over and I could be sociable again...

Wish granted but we all get Kicked out of the CL because of Brian.....

I wish that I don't get a roommate

(And I know have an idea of she to wait for something XD)

Granted, but now you pay for a single room...

I wish we would get kicked out of the CL...

(Who needs it anyways when it doesn't matter where we are, as long as we're together)...

Granted, but you also get kicked out of every other sociable area

I wish I dont have to be home for break...

Granted but know you're stuck at the North Pole...

I wish I had time to re-read Harry Potter this break...

(and being kicked out of sociable areas won't bother me...as long as you can lead me off)...

Granted but your copies have been lost in a time warp.

I wish I could finish this scarf I've been knitting for a few weeks.

Granted, But it catches on fire once you finish.

I wish that I can sleep better...

Granted, you missed 40 years of your life.

I wish I could tell my managers what I think of them.

Granted, you lost your job and any other you applied for.

I wish it would snow on campus and I can go snowboarding...

Granted, but the snow had melted.

I wish I had a mango smoothie.

Granted but it tastes like plastic...

I wish I could have fun with my boyfriend...

Granted, But that fun doesn't last long...

I wish that i was 21...

Granted but now I'm 24 and out of college...

I wish I had some Vodka...

(and the fun not lasting long??? really now?...)

Granted but it's in an unlabeled bottle next to rubbing alcohol and you don't know which is which.

I wish there were thirty hours in a day.

Granted but you have so much time you don't know what to do now...

I wish I wont have any issues next semester.
(really hun I'll be out of college later that year.)

...Granted but now everyone else has issues...

I wish I wasn't allergic to my cats...

(and yes Hun...)