You're too paranoid for you own good. There is nothing there. Now, please cover those boobs

D: < ... Well I can't ever be certain around you <_< >_> Why should I?Just got them pumped up with helium, they are my prized possessions and most worthwhile feature...

Helium just made them hard and you know that

Hushhhh. You still like them XD ANYWAY, you'd take anything ... after all most boobs dont like you <.< especially the pudding kind...
So helium just might be the key to success my friend

Then why were those boobs of that one girl today staring at me?

xDD Cause .... <_< Well cause, idfk! I'm not a boob.

At least it wasn't as freaky as those talking boobs a while ago at that party with free booze

JEEZ , O.O I've come across a few of those before... Wasn't pretty T.T

It was pretty fascinating, to ne honest. Too bad a friend of me broke that dream the day after. He told me there was a girl attached to those boobs! D=

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD Oh dear god.... Cause really? You just saw flying boobs...
You would.

Two of my friends were with me and they said they both talked to the girl

XDD Ahuhh.... Atleast they remembered...

Yeah, but they crushed my dream! D=

That's hardly a dream... more like a nightmare o.o

It was freaky, but kinda cool <.< >.>

If you were hallucinating ... I doubt that could have just been booze o_O