Sure thing. But they're one year overdated.

I wish for a black broom for tonight's ToT event.

Granted, however it's covered in black mold.

I wish for a good ball of yarn.

Granted but a wild kitten steals it and runs away.

I wish for horse.

Granted, but know you have a hoarse throat.

I wish I had INFINITE KNOWLEDGE

Granted, but then you got killed the very next moment in a stampede cause everyone wanted to ask you something all at once.

I wish the Magic School Bus were real and I owned it.

Granted, but then an annoying kid asked what's the moon like, and so you take him, and he leaves a window open and you die of asphyxiation.

I wish the spirit's farewell let people play more then 3 times an hour.

Granted, but then you suddenly started getting empty burlap sacks over and over again. o_o;;

I wish I had an unlimited supply of the growing cake and shrinking drink from Alice in Wonderland. <3

granted, but the growing cake is not as strong as the shrinking drink, so as time goes by you get smaller and smaller.

I wish I could fly!

Granted but now you never really learn anything and fail at adult life.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but it goes out of control like that one anime, and then you transform into a giant baby thing and the military has to kill you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted but you can't breathe outside of water anymore, and your eyes sting terribly from being underwater all the time.

I wish my chair was more comfortable.

granted, but now your chair is made of living flesh... and it doens't like be sat on.

I wish for fame and fortune!

Granted, but the fame is of the 15 minute variety and you spent the fortune before realizing you won't get any more money.

I wish I had a Catnip Sundae right now.

Granted... But because someone else made it it doesn't taste right.
I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you accidentally teleport to the edge of the top of a skyscraper and then accidentally step off it to your death. D:


I wish I would stop getting mystic skins, wandering spirits and prayer vessels in the event mini-game on here. >_>;;

granted but instead you start getting 1 AU each time.

I wish for complete peace

Granted, the boats start burning random pieces of your inventory instead.
Edit: Luna got there first XD
Granted, and everyone becomes so apathetic no one moves or does anything anymore.

I wish I had more stuffed animals.

granted, but each stuffed animal is crafted with the soul of someone you know, and therefore you must watch as the people you care about are replaced with stuffed animals, completely conscious, but unable to do anything as they wait out eternity.

I wish for a lollipop

Granted, but it was made with a weird chemical that makes everything taste unbearably sweet.

I wish I wasn't so nervous about my new job.

.........WHAT THE HELL?! o_____O?

Granted but now you don't care at all!

I wish I had a sudden growth spurt despite being at my full height already.

Granted, but you grow over 8 feet tall and on until you reached space and explode...

I wish the world was the nicest place to live.

Wish granted, but then everyone's so nice to the point of annoying the crap out of you that everyone's so freakin' nice!


I wish that I could suddenly win an official staff-run contest, here on Trisphee, where the prize is 1 million aurum so that I can get a bunch of old stuff I missed out on.

Granted! But then the site shuts down due to someone stealing the servers to sacrifice to their dark, computer-hating deity.

I wish I wish I was fish.

Granted but you're in the middle of a desert when it happens.

I wish I had more Aurum.

Granted but you lose your whole inventory and are only reimbursed for half of what you lost

I wish I had a Camaro.

Granted but there's no warranty on the car

I wish I can clean up my apartment

Wish Granted, but you find a black hole in it.

I wish that My term paper was finished

Granted but you get accused of plagiarism when you turn it in.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Granted. They've already happened, so you missed them. You fail everything.

I wish I won 40 million dollars.

granted but the lottery was a fraud and your money is worthless


i wish i was not allergic to copper

Granted, you're allergic to oxygen.

I wish for The Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword for xmas owo

Granted! But the game doesn't work.

I wish I had some pizza.

ok, but the pizza was posined.

i wish for nothing

Granted, now nothing you want will ever come true.

I wish I knew what 3 videos to rip from youtube.

Granted, But now you don't know what to do in life

I wish that Christmas break was over.

Granted...But then you get attacked by me...

I wish I was back home at college.

granted but when you got there the college blew up

i wish for a indestuctible computer