Granted, but your posts only insited the anger of your peers.

I wish I had a Vorpal Sword.

if you had that it would kill you

i wish i had money XD

Granted, but half of them didn't come true.
I wish there were no exams.

then youd be stupid

i wish tv dident suck

Granted, but its all shows with over your head dialogue.

I wish I had a longer scarf.

Granted, but then you tripped over it.

I wish Beowulf didn't exist.

...why

i wish i stoped forgeting things

Granted, but then you'd always remember your nightmares in the mornings.
(b/c it's annoying)
I wish.....my physics teacher wasn't so evil.

Granted, but now he's a hippie who just talks about the universe and ends every sentence with either "woe..." or "man..."

I wish Elves didnt exist.

but then shed be super sweet
i wish i had lots of junk food

But then you'd get super fat >.> Jk, jk.
I wish I had more than 24 hours a day.

Granted, but your left with more time than you know what to do with.

I wish my Avitar had a dragon.

then you wuld be the only guy in a time warp
i wish i dident do vollyball

Granted, but then everyone else would want one. (@Cron)
Granted, but you would probably be less fit than you are now. (@Box)

I wish I could shapeshift.

(Not really, Cron...I'd play games/listen to music/draw)

Granted, but you get trapped that way.

I wish Elves didnt exist.