granted but now you don't give a damn about anything

i wish i was bedder at bbc haha

granted but now you can't feel your toes either

i wish i had not slacked of for the past...10 hours and had finished my art already

granted but it's charred

i wish i could have soe of that dinner >,>

Granted, but it's only the letters MYBF are right besides you.
I wish I had money.

Granted, but you turn into a shopaholic the moment you lay your lands on it.

I -really- wish I was done with the freaking college apps.

(yay! That means I buy lots of stuff. Which is the reason I wanted it in the first place)
Granted, but the college apps are not done with you

I wish for one more wish

Granted! .... Now you have just one wish again.

I wish for my homework to be magically done >>

Granted, but it was done in disappearing ink.

I wish for some manga!

Granted but it's all poorly translated.

I wish for some anime.

Granted, it's dubbed into Finnish with no subtitles.

I wish I could understand and speak every language.

Greanted, but you can never say anything in a language the person you are talking to will understand.

I wish I could sleep better.

granted but now you are a narcoleptic

i wish i could spell easy common words as well as i can the obscure ones

Granted! But, just as you discover your wish has come true, the English language gets an overhaul and your spelling skills are irrelevant. : <

I wish it wasn't raining outside.

granted, it just started to hail

i wish my headache would go away

Granted; but now you have a stomach ache.

I wish I didn't have to go to class. >.<

granted but you've been expelled


i wish i could find sme good base that are /not/ stolen

Granted, but the bases are saved in jpg format.

(( If chu need some good bases, I can help? ))

I wish I had food. XD

Granted, but it was my Dad's cooking! o.e....

I wish my teeth were squeaky clean!

Granted; the squeaking now keeps you up at night.

I wish for a nail polish that doesn't chip.

Granted, but its clear.

I wish I could make anime characters real D=

granted but they're flat and 2-D

I wish I were somewhere else

Sure, but now you are on the moon without a space suit.

I wish that I had more money.

Granted; you got a penny.

I wish I had more doughnuts.

Granted; However you choked on one and died
I wish the economy didnt suck

Granted; the economy is better! Sadly, you didn't specify where, so the economy of a small, tropical country that was untouched by industrialization has suddenly flourished. Your economy, in retrospect, gets worse as the new economic power takes away from your market.

I wish I had money for dinner.

Granted. Here's a dime, I'm sure you'll find something to eat for that much.

I wish I would get some runes from the Spirit's Farewell game.

Granted but because of a Triphee glitch you lose them all.

I wish I knew what I want.

Granted; however right after you find out what you want you see something shiney and forget all about it.
i wish my cat had 3 heads

ok but your cats heads ate your feet
i wish for a ocean

Granted. -throws littl3chocobo at you- Go crazy.

I wish my painting would paint itself >n>

Granted; but now your painting is taking over our dimension
I wish i knew how to travel back in time

Granted, but you accidentally land yourself in the Jurassic period and can't figure out how to get back home. Have fun!

I wish I wish I was a feesh.

Granted. ... There's no such thing as a 'feesh' so you cease to exist.

I wish to get A's on the projects I've been working all weekend on.

Granted, but the projects only count as 1% of your grade.

I would love a glass of non-lethal, not spoiled milk.

Granted. It's got someone's backwash in it.

I wish for lots of chocolate tonight OwO