Fear is very entertaining. It surely sells papers.

True. A lot of the bad characters in movies also have the best costumes.

male friend says - I'll pinch your cheeks when I see u this saturday (bc of my birthday)
me - do that and I'll pinch your balls >:(
dude says - do it gently pls

why are men always traumatizing me

Not cool...I hope he didn't follow through?

Did you get your cake?

I hope he doesn't because I'm not afraid to punch a bitch |D

YES!!! SO DELICIOUS!!! T^T

It would probably be like a knee-jerk reaction anyway when someone comes in to touch you.

Too bad a slice wouldn't hold up through shipping.

I don't think I'll ever reach Banksy's heights.

Yes my go-to reaction is violence, how did you know xD

there won't be any slices by the time I get to the post office

Banksy probably uses a really tall ladder.

That's okay. I'll just get one in your honor.

Hehe Tuijp was mad at me today because I didn't tell him that my birthday was yesterday. Then I replied 'Well I told you I had cake!!' And he said he had cake too, that didn't mean anything. Why you people eat cake on non-special dates!!!

I'm not sure what the average person around here considers for what qualifies as a cake trip. I don't usually get any, though.

Did you upgrade your walker?

I told him I only get cake for birthdays!! But maybe in the netherlands cake is a common dessert.

I did buy boots! How did you know!

I just usually go for my artisan/fancy dark chocolate bars. At least when the budget allows.

Ohh, boots! My brain is connected to the interwebs.

But cake... is so moist ehehehehe.

But I bought the boots at a regular store! I removed my shoes to try them on and all that!

The checkout system uses some sort of network connection though, right?

Are you ready for some new boot goofin'?

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Yes! I used a debit card :O

Aw D: I wanted boots that cover the shins but I have fat legs. Zippers don't go up.