Granted, but you pull a Rip Van Winkle, and wake up a hundred years later.

I wish school didn't block sites.

granted but the weekly down-times for cleaning up the porn means you can hardly never get on it

Granted but now you have no feet.

I wish KK would hurry up and get back to civilization.

Granted, but their arrival brings the end of civilization and, by extension, the internet.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted but you're not in any water.

I wish I had some sweets.

granted but you have ahead cold and can't taste a thing

i wish my nose would clear up

Granted, but now you have mucas blocking your windpipe.

I wish for popcorn:D

granted but it burned black and there is nobmore

i wish i didn't have to go to work in an hour and a half

Granted, but now you work 16 hours a day 7 days a week.

I wish I was not so socially stunted.

granted but now you are a social mess


i wish i was not a closested freak hell-bent on making imaginary people squirm

Granted. But now you're a closeted freak hell-bent on making real people squirm,

I wish I looked like my avi IRL.

Granted but now your a collection of pixels in cyberspace.

I wish I could fly.

granted! But it only works underwater!

I wish I knew everything!

Granted, but you have knowledge overload and your brain melts.

I wish that wishs were fishes.

granted but now everyone is drowning in trout


i wish i could forget that poem

Granted. But now you remember something even more annoying.
I wish I had Two pickles today

granted but now you've been reported for spam

i wish i could stay home tonight^^:

Granted. But now home is whereever you would have had to go anyways.

I wish I wasn't reported for spam

You aren't but now you have to eat spam for the rest of your life.

I wish that my computer would actually run a virus scan for once.

Granted! But now it thinks it's own OS is a virus, and self-destructs.
I wish someone else had to eat all this SPAM.

granted but now you are getting sued for od'ing minors on meat
i wish i had clean socks

Granted but now you only have on pair of plain white socks.

I wish I could go to sleep.

granted but now you are in a coma


i wish i could sleep too

Granted but after the 10 minute nap you never sleep again.

i wish my heater would work.

Granted. But now it's 10000 Degrees in your room.
I wish my Signature was allowed to be more then 500 characters not counting BB coding.

Granted, but you had to draw out the words and each pixel counted as a word.

I wish that Pandora's breasts would increase 10 fold on the trisphee header.

Granted, but they explode.

I wish for lotsa chocolate on Halloween owo

Granted but you eat to much and end up getting sick.

I wish to that my game was not corrupted.

Granted, but then the game exploded destroying the devices hard drive.

I wish NOOBS RULED THE WORLD!

GRNATEDD LOOOOOOL!!!!!!1!!111!1!111 NOW EVRY1 TLX LYK THZ!!! W0o00ooO0oo0TTT!!!

I wish for a big sack of aurums >w>

granted but now you are being accused of hacking

i wish i could have thought of such an eat avi as ultima's

Granted but someone signs on from a six month absence claiming you stole their idea.

I wish I didn't have to wait to see Luna.

granted but right after you say hi the internet dies

i wish for a fish

Granted, but now wishes are fishes and the earth is covered in them.

I wish that I would not wish.

granted but now you are apathetic and have no will to do anything

i wish i have something uncorruptible

Fine, but all those who you love will perish for it.

I wish to see my soul...

Granted, but you'll be dead by that time.

I wish caffeine would actually affect me >.>

granted, as it turns out you are aleergic

i wish i could draw that damn hand