Granted, but you had to cut off a head instead ;D
I wish I had a flying boat!

Granted, but then you have to listen to T-Pain sing "I'm on a flying boat" constantly

I wish I was as good of a musician as Miles Davis :(

Granted, but your head is trapped in a bubble so no sound can get out.

I wish I had a clone that does whatever I tell it to do!

Granted, but since it's a clone it imitates your ordering habits and yells at you to do stuff instead, eventually growing an anger management problem and tries to nom you into nonexistence in your sleep. @w@

I wish my term paper were done.

granted but it was written backwards

I wish my headache would go away~

Granted, but now your wrist hurts.

I wish I had more tea.

Granted but it tastes bad

I wish I had a faster computer

granted but it was so fast it was smarter than you and enslaved you.

I wish I had more music to listen to.

granted but the new music busts your eardrums

I wish I had wings

Granted but they are too small to do anything

I wish I had a puppy

Granted and yours runs amok in the house as well
I wish I had a phoenix

Granted, but you get banned for spamming =P

I wish I had an Anka D=