Granted but its a tree ornament for a miniature tree.

I wish for rain.

granted but it never stops and thus causes a flood

i wish i'd stop getting headaches

Granted, now you always get migranes.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

Granted. You now work nonstop


I wish for a coconut cream pie

Granted, but the chief is horrible and burns it.

I wish for silence.

You are now completely deaf.

I wish to know the truth.

Granted, now you'll be hurt by knowing too much of truths.

I wish time was controllable.

granted but every moment altered is ten off your life

i wish my wish could remain uncoeupted <w<

Granted, but your next wish is corrupted twice the amount to make up for it.

I wish I could draw people very well.

Granted, you draw people very well but everything else you attempt to draw looks horrible.

I wish for some flour.

You are then slowly suffocated by flour completely filling the room you are in...

I wish that I wasn't so lazy

You are now hyperactive and cannot sit still.

I wish for a library.

granted but now you are illiterate *dies a little inside at the thought*

i wish for people to start posting^^:

Granted but they are all one worders so every Trispite gets banned. Oh the horrors.

I wish for more abstract art.

granted but now /everything/ is abstract in your eyes

i wish i had a fresh cold grannysmith apple<3

Granted but the inside was hard as a rock and chipped a tooth.

I wish I had a decent TV.

granted but it got stolen the next day


wish my boss would let me go in an hour late

Granted but your boss then makes you stay 4 hours afterwards as a penalty.

I wish my cat would lose weight.

granted but now it's underweight

i wish today was yesterday

Granted but it happens over and over while you continue to age.

I wish my apartment would clean itself.

Granted, but then the apartment complex falls over.

I wish for several live chickens.

Granted but they're all an inch tall and they die after 5 hours

edit: I wish i had food~

Granted but the friend chicken is undercocked and you get food poisoning.

I wish to grow wings.

Granted but it doesn't work and is unfixable.
I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted, But it had a giant banana spider in it.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, But now your addicted to coffee.

I wish I had some cake

Granted, but the pop is dirt flavor

i wish i had a new computer

Granted but the new computer is gutted.

I wish to break my new lurk problem.

You can no longer even enter a forum.

I wish I cound get the job I want.

Granted, however you are forced to have a very short pay, crap insurance, and little vacation time.

I wish the Texas wildfires were over and done with.

Granted but now Texas floods.

I wish I could own a library.

Granted, but this library is moth eaten and infested with mold.

I wish I could dance.

granted but it doesn't fit


i wish i could go home and take a nap